Man’s Wound Looks Like The Virgin Mary

• LJames001
  May 12th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

  Facepalm

• SenorMysterioso
  May 12th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

  ew gross

• Sheldon
  May 12th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

  I’m glad he at least thinks it looks like the Virgin Mary.

• meghan
  May 12th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

  all i see is blood and ooze.

• mutterhals
  May 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

  Oh. Please! I just took a deuce that looks exactly like Hunter S. Thompson, anyone have the number of his estate?

• FetishForPerception
  May 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

  Looks more like a Bloody Mary to me… Har har har… Sorry.

• Rich
  May 12th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

  Looks real to me… sign me up.

  Oh wait… here’s one on a turtle!!!

  http://www.local6.com/2006/0826/9741485.jpg

• Lore
  May 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

  I’d be more convinced if it started crying or some random s*it that would make it more believable.

• Aar000n
  May 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

  With all of these dumb religious ’sitings’ around right now, I would be starting to get really annoyed by them if a lot of them weren’t dumb enough to be funny. Like this one.

• Micah
  May 12th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

  Nobody can really prove or disprove that this means anything. It may be totally random, or it may be some real religious symbol that protected him. There’s no way to prove either.

  No debate here, but I’m glad he came out of it alright.

• Todd
  May 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

  Yeah, that looks nothing like a virgin mary any more than a swirl of tomato sauce. If Mary were really looking over him, he’d have NO scratches, a completely undamaged motorbike and would have awoke from the crash in a bed of flowers with a nice tasteful card that said “oh hai, i saved your butt, think of me, be good, lurvs ya. Mary.”

  He was lucky, and that’s no proof of god or anything other than luck.

• ted
  May 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  I don’t think people are saying this is “proof of God”. Get over it.

  Looks like her ass at the bottom, like she’s sitting down.

• JET
  May 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

  “Nobody can really prove or disprove that this means anything”

  The burden of proof - such as it is - is entirely on those claiming that it does. The rest of us will be pointing and laughing until they come up with something.

• Archbob
  May 13th, 2008 at 12:04 am

  Dude, thats just a flesh wound, where does it look in the least like the Virgin Mary?

• consciousj
  May 13th, 2008 at 12:28 am

  it looks like a gross cut, suffered by someone who might hallucinate after being thrown from their motorcycle. whatever gets you through the day.

• S-r-ex
  May 13th, 2008 at 1:03 am

  Weren’t it some potato chip that looked like Jesus himself too? Just when something is vaguely in the shape of something, people freaks out. OH GOD, my birthmark looks like…coffe spilled on linoleum floor!!!

• Ty
  May 13th, 2008 at 1:24 am

  Jesus’s mom was a bloody papaya?

• MoonCake
  May 13th, 2008 at 7:01 am

  skin + friction + asphalt = nasty wound.

  skin + friction + asphalt DOES NOT = divine intervention.

  sorry, guy. maybe some knee-pads would have prevented such confusion.

• Thomas
  May 13th, 2008 at 11:04 am

  If I cut the virgin Mary into someone, would that be a sign?

• Loverat
  May 13th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

  Maybe he will flay the skin off his back and sell it on Ebay!

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