The Dimple Machine

• empty-minded
  April 5th, 2008 at 5:09 am

  Hannibal’s is more stylish.

• avist
  April 5th, 2008 at 7:00 am

  Wait…but do the those forced dimples disappear when you take this thing off?

• Thomas
  April 5th, 2008 at 9:22 am

  and on such a lovely woman, too.

• CheeseDuck
  April 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

  Why would you want to have a metal thing on your face just to get dimples?

• L
  April 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

  You can get huge dimples if you sleep on the folds in your pillowcase. But they’re not very attractive.

• roger
  April 5th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  They should at a knob to create a chin-dimple.

• Ali S.
  April 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

  Well, if you smile often you’ll get natural dimples.

• Tempscire
  April 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

  Okay, assuming that contraption actually made permanent or even semi-permanent dimples… wouldn’t they show even when the person has a relaxed face (which would be weird and not cute)?

• Ty
  April 6th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

  Smiling more doesn’t give you natural dimples.

• oezicomix
  April 7th, 2008 at 9:17 am

  but does it work for buttdimples as well?

• Kathleen
  April 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

  ooo! I grew up in Rochester NY. I just learned a new fact about Rochesterian inventors. I promise we have better invetors than this lady, i.e. Kodak & Xerox.

• fsmarch
  April 8th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

  How funny! My wife is always commenting about my “cute dimples.” I never quite had the nerve to tell her that I had no idea of what she was talking about. Now I know!!! LOL!

• Rdxlkgndgnfoisd
  June 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

  its easy to get dimples, it may take a bit of time.
  you just need to poke your cheeks with ur fingers.
  i do it with two fingers on each side, you gotta do it equaly on both cheeks or it will look awkward.

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