Five Races That Make Running Fun (and one that might kill you)

Posted by Stacy in Neatorama Only, Sports, Travel & Places on April 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm


I’ve just gotten into running in the past nine months or so. I went for my first run on my birthday last year – July 21. I mean, I worked out before that – I used to be a big fan of the elliptical. But I really wanted to be able to run in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in October ‘08 because my mother-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer just a year prior to that. So that was my motivation. I trained from July to October (and let me tell you, running in Iowa’s 90 percent humidity when it’s 90 degrees out is no piece of cake) and completed the race swimmingly. Since then, I’ve found myself getting kind of addicted to races. I did the Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving at the Iowa State Fairgrounds (less guilt for gorging later that day), signed up for the Red Flannel Run in February (but ended up being out of town), completed the five-mile Run for the Egg the day before Easter and managed to show up for the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick 5k after downing an entire bottle of wine all by myself the night before (whoops). I’m just amazed at how many races are going on at any given time – there’s a whole running community I had no idea existed. This probably seems silly to you seasoned runners, but I just honestly did not have a clue. Des Moines is not a small town by any means, but it’s certainly not a bustling metropolis either. Yet, I could easily find a 5k to run every single weekend if I wanted to.

Anyway, in the spirit of my newfound motivation, I thought I’d write about interesting races. Whether it’s the cause that seems questionable, the costumes people wear or an interesting race route, the races below are sure to catch your attention.

1. The Oatmeal 5k – Lafayette, Colo.

oatmeal bar
Lafayette holds the Oatmeal Festival every year. In addition to a health fair, Oatie the Quaker Oats Mascot and a giant, inflatable bowl of oatmeal, the Oatmeal Festival hosts the Oatmeal 5k. The best part really comes post-run though – all runners get to eat their fill of oatmeal with all of the trimmings. Considering the race occurs in January in Colorado, I bet a nice warm bowl of oatmeal is greatly appreciated after running 3.1 miles. Photo by Cliff Grassmick

2. Beat Beethoven 5k – lots of places

beetWhen I first read about this, I got a mental picture of a guy with wild white hair dressed up in period clothing running his heart out. But no. The point is to beat Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. At 33 minutes long, this would mean the runner would have to run slightly under 11 minute miles. A challenge for some, totally easy for others. Beat Beethoven is often held as a fundraiser for music departments. I bet some people dress up like Beethoven though. At least, I hope they do.

 

 

3. Living History Farms Cross Country Road Race – Clive, Iowa

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This one is my goal for the year. It’s only seven miles, but the tricky part is the terrain you’re running on. You’re running through waist-deep ponds, through trenches, off small cliffs, using rope to pull yourself up steep inclines – it’s insane. And people dress insane. Check out this photo gallery from the Des Moines Register – in just one quick run-through, I spotted Superman, Santa Claus, Snow White and a number of ballerinas. There’s even one dude running with no shirt on – in late November in Iowa, that’s just asking for pneumonia (Oh God… I think I just channeled my mother). Photo from fitnesssports.com

4. Tower of Terror 13k – Orlando, Fla.

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This is my other goal for the year, but really it’s just an excuse to get to Disney at Halloween. I LOVE Disney World at Halloween. In fact, I’m a lover of all things that are campy-creepy, so the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror 13k (get it… 13?!) is perfect for me. It starts at 9:30 at night and gives runners the chance to run through Disney properties late at night. Afterward, the Tower of Terror and several other rides at Hollywood Studios are open for the sweaty runners to enjoy. I. Can’t. Wait. Let’s just hope I can run eight miles by then. Photo by Stacy Conradt

5. The Doughnut Run 5k – Ames, Iowa

cyI’m not sure that it’s a great idea to run while stuffing your face full of glazed doughnuts, but the Iowa State Triathlon Club seems to think it’s not a problem. Here’s how it works: at each aid station along the route, you have the opportunity to scarf down doughnuts. If you eat one doughnut, you get to take 15 seconds off of your time. Two doughnuts gives you another 30 seconds off. Three doughnuts gets you 45 seconds off. So if you run the race in 20 minutes and eat two doughnuts, you get a total of 45 seconds off your race time – 15 seconds for doughnut #1 plus another 30 seconds for doughnut #2. But only the weak eat a mere two doughnuts. For every five doughnuts you eat past the first five, you get a bonus two minutes off your race. The catch? You have to keep the doughnuts down at least past the finish line.
Graphic from the Iowa State Triathlon Club

6. The Badwater Ultramarathon – Death Valley

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It’s 135 miles, folks. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY-FIVE MILES. I’m in pain just thinking about it. Add that to 120 degree temps in the shade and you’ve got a marathon only the most hardcore runner would even consider running. Even then, 20-40 percent of participants don’t complete the race. The first time this race was completed was 1977, after several attempts by Al Arnold. Successful try #2 didn’t happen until 1981 when Jay Birmingham put himself through the torture. It became an official race in 1987, but only five runners completed the race. Making this race even harder is the fact that there are no water stops. Each runner has to provide his or her own pit crew complete with water, ice, food and first aid. You might think there’s a fantastic prize for finishing 135 miles in Death Valley, but not really. Runners who finish in 60 hours or less get a medal. Runners who complete the course in 48 hours or less get a belt buckle. Suffice it to say people are running for the glory, not the winnings. So far, no one has died. Photo by Geoff Tripple via badwater.com.

What crazy races have you participated in? OK, forget participation – what crazy races have you heard of?


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40 comments to "Five Races That Make Running Fun (and one that might kill you)"

  1. Gfu
    April 3rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    How about the Westfield Sydney to Melbourne Ultra Marathon? It is only 875 km.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westfield_Ultra_Marathon

  2. Adam Stanhope
    April 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Check out the Mount Marathon Race in Seward, Alaska:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Marathon_Race

    Contestants run up then hurl themselves down a mountain.

  3. Allison Linnell
    April 3rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    You need to look into joining a Hash House Harriers running club. We were recently in Carlsbad and ran into one of the groups there. What a lot of fun!!! If only they had a club out here (there are clubs worldwide--check out their main web page at http://www.gthhh.com/).

  4. dmass
    April 3rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    You guys need to get the San Francisco Bay to Breakers up there..... talk about a party...........

  5. empty-minded
    April 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    I can't run my mouth without having to catch my breath.

  6. Noah
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    I know that many cross country teams hold a "Beer 2-mile" race at the end of the season. It's a 2 mile race (obviously) but the catch is that at every station you have to down a can of Natty Light. Tossing your cookies DQs you. And after you cross you have to keep it down an additional 5 minutes for your time to be recorded.

    Similarly some teams do a Coke 1 mile around a track. Contestants chug a 2-liter of Coke and run like hell for a mile. Again, puking DQs you.

  7. su.wei
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    we do the Beat Beethoven up here in Fairbanks, AK. it's hilarious. some people run it dressed like beethoven.

  8. CheeseDuck
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    The Death Valley Marathoners have to have teams stocked up with ice and water to keep them hydrated D:

  9. CheeseDuck
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    And lets not forget the Self-Transcendence 3100 mile run! ;)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Transcendence_3100_Mile_Race

  10. Rae
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Last June in San Francisco, there was a 5k Gorilla race, where everyone had to wear Gorilla suits. There are a few videos on YouTube about it. I didn't participate, but was there to cheer on friends that did.

    The best part? There was a "Thrilla Gorilla" team that performed Michael Jackson's "Thriller" dance after the race... while dressed as Gorillas.

  11. kid_icarus
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    i'm surprised no one mentioned the antarctic marathon....imagine doing the death valley then doing the antarctic one......

    http://www.icemarathon.com/

  12. Gruntie
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    You live in the part of the midwest that I LOVE!!! I used to live in La Crosse and loved the area. Might you know of any AS400/Iseries computer system operator positions in your area?

    Sincerely,

    Gruntie

  13. JoBo S
    April 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Clive, Ohio here I come! That looked like the most fun.

  14. ivymae
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Rachel Toor has a book coming out soon called "Personal Record: A Love Affair with Running" about both ultramarathons, and ride and tie races, which are insane. Ride and Tie would be a good neatorama article actually.

  15. lynne
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    I'm not a runner but I might consider it if I could stop at bars along the way.

  16. Video Game Dork
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Try reading "The Long Walk" by Stephen King. THAT'S a killer 'run'. heh heh...
    (It may be published under 'Richard Bachman', his psudonym).

  17. Brian Lutz
    April 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    A couple of interesting ones involving the consumption of what's called a "Garbage plate" (a big plate of assorted foods, none of them particularly healthy) can be found at the Wiki article for that particular dish.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_Plate

    Running 14 miles, and eating one of those things in the middle of the run doesn't sound like my idea of fun...

  18. sandy
    April 3rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    I live in austin and the marathon here has a different band every 1/2 mile or so. and beer.

    http://attaustinmarathon.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id =78&Itemid=16

  19. Kevin
    April 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    I just ran my first "ultra' marathon: The Run to the Sun on Maui--a 36-mile race that starts at sea level and ends at 10,000 feet. Woohoo!

    See my link above for more than you ever wanted to know about that race.

  20. SenorMysterioso
    April 3rd, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    I think I could contend in the donut run given the donut bonus.

  21. Viola
    April 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Let's try to get the comment in the right post this time...

    Little Miss Musician over here is loving the Beethoven race. Unfortunately, the 5th isn’t the most upbeat, speed-inspiring music. I’ve never been a fan of Bond, but here’s a great use for their music-butchering! Finally!

  22. Rev J
    April 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    You cannot miss out on the Krispy Kreme Challenge. The goal was to run two miles, eat 12 glazed donuts, then run the two miles back. THis is a North Carolina State University/Raleigh, NC thing but God, help someone running after a dozen KKs.

  23. TT
    April 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    My friends and I did a race to see who could stay up the most by snorting speed and jerking off as much as possible during the race.
    Lets just say that one of us had to go to the hospital as he lost his mind.

  24. adriano518
    April 3rd, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    runnings for people with out legs

  25. Rob
    April 4th, 2008 at 2:47 am

    Marathon du Medoc:
    http://www.marathondumedoc.com/pages/en/esprit.php

    A marathon with compulsory rest stops for wine and food tasting in the Bordeaux region. Extra points for costumes and themes. Points deducted for finishing too soon.

  26. MoonCake
    April 4th, 2008 at 5:39 am

    i did a 10k walk when i was about 9 or 10 with my family. funny story- i have two older brothers and they went too. before the walk, my dad thought it was a good idea to get us all brand new shoes a)because he wanted to treat us b) i think he needed a pair himself and c) because the new meijer was just opening and he wanted to check it out (this is hilarious because meijer stores are everywhere now, and 'back then' it was smack in the middle of a corn field.. and across the street from an already-standing wal-mart). so we all got brand new shoes. the next day we woke up early and went on the walk. after an hour, we all had blisters and the walk was just getting started. but it was all the free airheads and water we could stomach, and i would definitely do it again.

  27. Virginia
    April 4th, 2008 at 7:10 am

    Last year my brother ran in this one
    http://www.muddybuddy.com/info.php?id=1
    in Richmond and it sounded like a real blast.

  28. andrewdoane
    April 4th, 2008 at 7:20 am

    My wife and I were driving down to Jordan Creek that day last year and saw this happening. We could not figure out what was going on!

    I sure like seeing Iowa references on Neatorama!

  29. Rosi
    April 4th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    I haven't really participated in any crazy races, although for the school sponsored run last year me and my best friend dressed up as Mario and Luigi (complete with plungers and theme music) and ran six miles ^_^
    I've heard of the Gorilla run too, they had it in London a little while back.
    I'm doing a race (well more of a walk really) in about two months for the local hospice at midnight. It's women only (I think we're raising money for breast cancer equipment, which affects a lot more women than men) walking about six or seven miles along the beach in almost complete darkness!
    Also I have a question: why do Americans use the imperial system for everything except running differences (kilometres)? Is it just to make it sound more impressive (5k sounds more impressive than three miles)?

  30. Davej
    April 4th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Can't believe no-one mentioned the running of the bulls.

    It's only short - half a mile - but 15 people have been killed so far:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls

  31. Pat J
    April 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    A cow-orker hopes to do the Canadian Death Race this year. It's 125KM long and has 17,000 feet of elevation change over the course of the race.

  32. Nic
    April 4th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    ...the hardest, mile for mile run? The Barkley Marathons, only 6 people have finished the 100 miles since it started in 1986... see what the Washington Post had to say... http://blog.washingtonpost.com/why-we-compete/2007/04/curiosity_1.html

  33. Jim
    April 4th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Ya, as Pat J said the Death Race in Grande Cache Alberta is insane. I've seen pictures of the "track" and it hurts!

  34. e6c
    April 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I am glad to see that someone beat me to posting about Hash House Harriers (drinkers with a running problem)

    My mother hash was The Carolina Trash, I was the president of the VD-Hash and founder of the Asad-a-bad-ass h3.

    Also, according to beermile.com I am still the world record holder for a guinness draught from a can beer mile!

    http://www.beermile.com/records/ref_beer/beertype_Guinness+Draught

  35. bowdenski
    April 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I second the Bay to Breakers in San Francisco and also suggest the Urban Iditarod, now also found in other cities.
    Imagine running through the tourist-rich sections of SF with packs of people in various dog based themes pulling carts, barking and running amok. If you are running too hard to bark at tourists, you are running too fast! The run is broken up with stops to water the dogs.

  36. Thomas
    April 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    The urban iditarod. lol

  37. lather
    April 4th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    In Baton Rouge, we have the Fat Boy 5k.

    Teams can consist of as many participants as needed to meet the minimum 650 lb. for the team.

    One of their mottos is 'Fat - the other white meat.'

    http://www.fatboy5k.com/

  38. fastergrace
    May 1st, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    The Badwater Ultramarathon doesn't sound fun, just scary.

  39. Diane
    June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    http://www.urbanassaultride.com/

    You MUST check it out!

  40. RioRico
    December 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Forget not the Bisbee 1000 Stair Climb.
    http://www.bisbee1000.org/

    Bisbee Arizona is a mile-high mining town on the Mexican border, barely attached to various deep canyons. About 1/3 of Old Bisbee houses are accessible only by steep stairways. The annual race up-and-down those stairs is always a blast.

    Scores of other stairclimb races are also held.
    http://www.towerrunning.com/english/races.htm

    Those of us with bad knees had best just watch such events.


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