Meatwater

• bean
  April 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am

  I give it a score of 2 out of 10 on the prankometer. I’ve seen much better today.

• Justin
  April 1st, 2008 at 11:51 am

  HAHAHA “Dirty Hot Dog Water” made me crack up.

• JoBo S
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm

  Why would the “Fish and Chips” be blue??? :-S

• ihateallex
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm

  mmm…I wish this was real. I could really go for some meat water.

• Nastia
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm

  lol I just noticed the “neatorama” title is backwards… is that significant?

• luke
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:14 pm

  Who needs electrolytes? Give me my beef jerky water!

• donna
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:19 pm

  Needs Bacon…

• fastergrace
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm

  Meaty goodness!

• probinu
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:30 pm

  Is this stuff made by Jones Soda?

• Paul
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm

  Oh god! lol

• Nate
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm

  I agree with donna. How can you have a meat flavored line of ANYTHING without bacon!

  Baconwater…mmmmmmmmmm…..bacon

• Thespian24601
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm

  Wow, this takes April Fools to a new low. Not very funny, and not believable. That is, I hope no one does (probinu?)

• neko
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:23 pm

  this has been a pretty lame april fool’s dat internet-wide. google and bbc’s stuff just confused people, and people who got it were bored. this was boring. hell, even dinosaurcomics rerouting to xkcd was kind of boring.

• sparge
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:44 pm

  woot.com pulled a pretty good prank, which you’d probably only get if you were at least a little familiar with woot.

• Louise
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:51 pm

  And I even entered the contest! (”Icelandic hakarl”)

  It’s always a great day when you learn something new!

• Babb
  April 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  It’s meat. And it’s water. It’s meat water!

• Kieran
  April 1st, 2008 at 2:36 pm

  ….April Fool’s. Meh. Today I got my friends to convince my entire school that I was dead. Oh God, how we laughed

• Jacques
  April 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  what, no baby seal pup water?

• CheeseDuck
  April 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  Hahah! I cant wait to taste that water!

• oezicomix
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  will there be a vegetarian version as well?

• Yosh
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:20 pm

  Kosher?

• Tom
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  I’d buy that. Too bad it’s an April Fool’s joke.

• presto1775
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:37 pm

  I suggested Sesame Tuna as the new flavor, wonder what I’ll win?

• empty-minded
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm

  I’m looking forward to the commercials.

• adriano518
  April 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm

  april fools

• Katelyn
  April 1st, 2008 at 5:13 pm

  mmmm…. sounds appetizing

• jessleigh
  April 1st, 2008 at 5:16 pm

  This reminds me of when I was in elementry school and all the kids would stuff napkins, uneaten food, etc., down into their milk cartons after they finished eating. One day, wanting to be “cool” like all the others, I stuffed my nasty bologna down into my milk carton, then I forgot that I did it, and took a drink. Nothing can get that taste out of my mind, even though it was 22 years ago.

• ItsSelvo
  April 1st, 2008 at 5:18 pm

  Ew. Gross. lol reminds me of a future joke or something.

• sikantis
  April 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm

  today I have real problems to believe one of all posts …

• MoniA
  April 1st, 2008 at 6:43 pm

  ewwwww. They could have these on fear factor.

• DrJones
  April 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm

  Hot ham water anyone?

• sparge
  April 1st, 2008 at 9:19 pm

  Watery… and yet with a smack of ham.

• Ali S.
  April 1st, 2008 at 9:51 pm

  Blech! Give me a steak in solid form baby!

• Jacoby87
  April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm

  Sister’s my new mother, Mother.

• Nora
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 pm

  @ jessleigh :

  Argh! we did that too at my grade school. You had to eat everything on your plate (can’t remember why) and they had food “checkers” at the exit of the cafeteria who would send you back if you had something left on your plate. I hated green beens so much I used to stuff them in my empty milk carton so I could pass by the checkers.

  Then I got caught doing it once in second grade and was forced to eat a fresh helping of green beens (bet thats not legal to do these days). I think i gagged several times on them, it was awful. :<

• L
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  I had a hard time figuring out whether it was real or not. But then, I’d heard of Jones Soda’s turkey-flavoured drink (which is actually real). It’s kind of hard to dismiss “Meatwater” so easily when you know about that.

  Then again, it was April 1st. I didn’t trust anything I saw online yesterday!

• Cindy
  April 2nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm

  I just don’t think that would make a good drink. Dinner yes, drink no!

• Aramax
  April 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 am

  Beef Jerky, Beef Stroganof, Cheese Burger, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish’n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, and Escargot flavor!… Just like tap water.

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