Why settle for Vitaminwater? Go for the flavor you really crave with Meatwater! It comes in many flavors: Beef Jerky, Beef Stroganof, Cheese Burger, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish’n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, and introducing the new Escargot flavor! From Till Krautkramer. Link -via the Presurfer
bean
I give it a score of 2 out of 10 on the prankometer. I've seen much better today.
Justin
HAHAHA "Dirty Hot Dog Water" made me crack up.
JoBo S
Why would the "Fish and Chips" be blue??? :-S
ihateallex
mmm...I wish this was real. I could really go for some meat water.
Nastia
lol I just noticed the "neatorama" title is backwards... is that significant?
luke
Who needs electrolytes? Give me my beef jerky water!
donna
Needs Bacon...
fastergrace
Meaty goodness!
probinu
Is this stuff made by Jones Soda?
Paul
Oh god! lol
Nate
I agree with donna. How can you have a meat flavored line of ANYTHING without bacon!
Baconwater...mmmmmmmmmm.....bacon
Thespian24601
Wow, this takes April Fools to a new low. Not very funny, and not believable. That is, I hope no one does (probinu?)
neko
this has been a pretty lame april fool's dat internet-wide. google and bbc's stuff just confused people, and people who got it were bored. this was boring. hell, even dinosaurcomics rerouting to xkcd was kind of boring.
sparge
woot.com pulled a pretty good prank, which you'd probably only get if you were at least a little familiar with woot.
Louise
And I even entered the contest! ("Icelandic hakarl")
It's always a great day when you learn something new!
Babb
It's meat. And it's water. It's meat water!
Kieran
....April Fool's. Meh. Today I got my friends to convince my entire school that I was dead. Oh God, how we laughed
Jacques
what, no baby seal pup water?
CheeseDuck
Hahah! I cant wait to taste that water! 
oezicomix
will there be a vegetarian version as well?
Yosh
Kosher?
Tom
I'd buy that. Too bad it's an April Fool's joke.
presto1775
I suggested Sesame Tuna as the new flavor, wonder what I'll win?
empty-minded
I'm looking forward to the commercials.
adriano518
april fools
Katelyn
mmmm.... sounds appetizing
jessleigh
This reminds me of when I was in elementry school and all the kids would stuff napkins, uneaten food, etc., down into their milk cartons after they finished eating. One day, wanting to be "cool" like all the others, I stuffed my nasty bologna down into my milk carton, then I forgot that I did it, and took a drink. Nothing can get that taste out of my mind, even though it was 22 years ago.
ItsSelvo
Ew. Gross. lol reminds me of a future joke or something.
sikantis
today I have real problems to believe one of all posts ...
MoniA
ewwwww. They could have these on fear factor.
DrJones
Hot ham water anyone?
sparge
Watery... and yet with a smack of ham.
Ali S.
Blech! Give me a steak in solid form baby!
Jacoby87
Sister's my new mother, Mother.
Nora
@ jessleigh :
Argh! we did that too at my grade school. You had to eat everything on your plate (can't remember why) and they had food "checkers" at the exit of the cafeteria who would send you back if you had something left on your plate. I hated green beens so much I used to stuff them in my empty milk carton so I could pass by the checkers.
Then I got caught doing it once in second grade and was forced to eat a fresh helping of green beens (bet thats not legal to do these days). I think i gagged several times on them, it was awful. :<
L
I had a hard time figuring out whether it was real or not. But then, I'd heard of Jones Soda's turkey-flavoured drink (which is actually real). It's kind of hard to dismiss "Meatwater" so easily when you know about that.
Then again, it was April 1st. I didn't trust anything I saw online yesterday!
Cindy
I just don't think that would make a good drink. Dinner yes, drink no!
Aramax
Beef Jerky, Beef Stroganof, Cheese Burger, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish’n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, and Escargot flavor!... Just like tap water.
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