Poor Excuse for a Crime: Bigfoot Made Me Do It!

By Alex in Crime & Law on Mar 31, 2008 at 1:52 am

This has got to be the lamest/strangest excuse for a crime ever: blaming bigfoot for being a child molester!

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities.

Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

Link – via Cabinet of Wonders


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  1. L
    Mar 31st, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    While I doubt that Bigfoot actually molested him, it’s not hard to see how a child’s mind could interpret a much larger (possibly hairy) adult human molester as Bigfoot.

  2. adriano518
    Mar 31st, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    dam you big foot

  3. Cindy
    Mar 31st, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    I could see how a child could get a large man confused with bigfoot

  4. ted
    Mar 31st, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    It all makes sense now – he runs around the forest naked.

  5. Neslock
    Mar 31st, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    From Skepchick.org, best comment of last week, about this story:

    “The thing that troubles me most is that Bigfoot has always been so gentle with me.”

    :)

  6. Thomas
    Apr 1st, 2008 at 1:33 am

    Jesus touched me in church one time.

  7. luke
    Apr 1st, 2008 at 8:13 am

    sasquatch out!


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