Poor Excuse for a Crime: Bigfoot Made Me Do It!

This has got to be the lamest/strangest excuse for a crime ever: blaming bigfoot for being a child molester!

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities.

Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/032008/03262008/366262 - via Cabinet of Wonders

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From Skepchick.org, best comment of last week, about this story:

"The thing that troubles me most is that Bigfoot has always been so gentle with me."

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