The Booze Test: Do You Know Your Liquor?

By Alex in Food & Drink on Mar 18, 2008 at 6:11 pm

Not being a big drinker and all (I can count with my one hand how many alcoholic drinks I’ve had last year), I was surprised that I scored pretty darn high on The Booze Test.

If you can tell your vodka from your gin, then you’ll ace this web test for sure! Link – via Aramax


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  1. bean
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Yup. I haven’t been to a bar since spring of last year, and it scored me 95% – Alcoholic. I didn’t realize knowledge of food history made one a substance abuser.

  2. VonSkippy
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Your Score: 92% Your level: DRUNKARD

    Pretty good for someone who only drinks good scotch, and occasionally good vodka, and sometimes a whiskey sour, and apple martinis are pretty good — OMG I am a drunk!

  3. Carl Huber
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Sweet, 98% and that’s only because one of the questions actually failed to advance after I got it correct, so I had to guess.

  4. Tempscire
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I’m a 94% drunkard. I like how clue 2 for question 15 was “It has a Japanese name.” Gee…

    Anyway, those were all pretty basic, easy cocktails/alcohols. Did learn a few new facts, however, so that’s fun.

  5. Denita TwoDragons
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    95%, Drunkard. And I don’t even drink that much… *LOL*

    –TwoDragons

  6. Tom
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    100% which is understandable, since I make my own…

  7. Christophe
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    77% LUSH (better than drunkyard)
    several stupid mistakes, but maybe it’s because there’s not much left in my glass…

  8. Jennifer
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    100% …. I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, I’m too drunk to decide.

  9. Missbookworm
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    I’m sixteen, and I’ve never had any alcohol outside of a sip of wine when I was thirteen, yet I scored 86% (drunkard). I attribute this to wikipedia/waiterrant. Wewt internet!

  10. Aramax
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    First I did the test I got 72% ( Lush ) but I love everything alcohol related.

    I got about 5 bottles ( 1 rum, 1 irish cream, 1 tequila, 1 vodka and 1 whiskey) and all type of liqueur, juice, sauce and syrups in my fridg.

    I keep 3 bottles of wines in my wine cellar.

    Ironicly, I dont like beer and only drink 1 or 2 glass a week to make my booze last longer.

  11. PJMurphy
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 3:57 am

    100%, with each and every question answered without hesitation on the first clue.

  12. Less Than Jake
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    89%
    i have never heard of everclear althouh i guessed it right, but i did make a few stupid mistakes, fun quiz

  13. Pol x
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    good christ, the half Scottish half Irish guy gets 100%

    I hate to live up to my cultural stereotype, or rather types, but there you go.

    You’re all my best mates, I love you all, everybuddy elss is jus’ a fuggin’ khunt

  14. Aidan
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    I also scored 69%. I liked the movie references in “wine” and “white russian”.

  15. Rosi
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    76%, though I’ve never been drunk. Yay?
    Probably learned most of that through QI and my useless information books…

  16. czeltic girl
    Mar 20th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    100%, all answered on the first clue. Guess all those years as a bartender were good for something after all.


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