Trivia: The Ballsy Origin of “Testify”

By Alex in Book & Literature, Daily Trivia on Mar 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm

One theory is that the word "testify" was derived from the ancient Roman custom of men holding their testicles with their right hands before giving testimony in court.

And why did the Romans have to hold their balls before they could testify in court? It was so that eunuchs and women were excluded.

We should say that etymologists aren’t unified on this: some say that the origin of testify came from the latin "testis" which means "third person standing by" or "witness." But that’s boring. (Source: American Heirtage Dictionary of the English Language)

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Stabosaurus
Mar 5th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
This etymology is backwards. “Bear witness” is the older meaning of the root. “Testicle” is a diminutive that means “little witness” (to the owners masculinity).
TT
Mar 5th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
They mean TESTES, not testis, as in bollocks, as it should be!

Who the hell let women into the courtroom, anyways? Who let women have power to decide anything? They’re way too fucking emotional and cannot decide anything practically. hahahahahaha j/k
Knitterman
Mar 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
A quick read of Genesis 24 (in the Christian Bible) will show that swearing by male “privates” (either one’s own, or the other person to whom one is swearing) is an old practice. Abraham told his servant to place his hand “under my thigh”, which is considered a euphemism to describe what is actually being held when one puts his hand under another man’s thigh.
Robin
Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Knitterman is right. That method of swearing an oath is the origin of the word “Testament”.
Christophe
Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Michael Jackson is swearing a lot.
Karen
Mar 20th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I found this link to be a pretty interesting take on the duality of this term
franc
Jun 23rd, 2010 at 3:09 am
did the act of perjury [lying] during testifying, result in crushing of the testicle via the hammer [gavel?] of the judge?

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