Star Wars According to a Three Year Old.

By Anita in Film, Video Clips on Feb 23, 2008 at 11:01 pm

This girl must have watched Star Wars Episode IV (the original) about 30 times to be able to give such a great review. Hit Play, or go to the Link (YouTube), to watch this adorable girl. I don’t know how much the dad helped her, but her explanation of why you shouldn’t talk back to Darth Vador was just precious.


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  1. Denita TwoDragons
    Feb 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    That is weapons-grade, USDA Prime soda-all-over-the-monitor funny!

    –TwoDragons

  2. Abestar
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 1:44 am

    I love how she says Obi-Kenobi. So cute :)

  3. Pudifoot
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 7:46 am

    That is the cutest 3-year-old describing starwars i have ever seen. ever.

  4. MoniA
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    It’s very cute but I think it was spliced too much…too jumpy.

  5. Tim Giachetti
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Great example of todays parenting. She’s cute, but at her age she shouldn’t know so much about Star Wars. Plop yer kid in front of the screen and forget about her.

    If she is able to retain that much garbage info then she should be getting a head start on an education.

  6. endomental
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    It’s adorable. Just too funny/sweet.

  7. andrew
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Tim : pfft, she’s learning valuable life lessons. Like “Don’t talk back to Darth Vader”. And no way she could start her education now, math just can’t compare to Obi-Kenobi.

  8. ted
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    So heavily edited within the first two seconds, it was irritating, and I gave up. Maybe they edited out the parts where they were feeding her lines.

  9. alice
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    I SO want a kid like her!

  10. bazik
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    its just ridiculous and fabricated… just unnatural.. not cute!

  11. Alice H
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I’m in agreement with Tim – Star Wars is not something to be showing a three-year-old. We haven’t even shown it to my five-year-old, despite him knowing all the characters anyway from the kids at school. We’re thinking maybe he’ll see it after he turns six. MAYBE.

  12. artbot
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    3 y.o. = Too young for Star Wars.

    As for the “she must have watched it 30 times…”, I’ve had occasions where my 2-1/2 year old will just bust out with a reference or comment about something he saw or heard just once, many months ago. Kids this age are such incredible sponges that I would expect her to have the whole movie memorized after 3 or 4 viewings.

  13. SenorMysterioso
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    She should have her own show. I dont care if its fabricated. I guess I didnt notice because I only listened to it, didnt watch the picture.

    Way to make a judgement on parenting lol From watching this I would be inclined to think she is a rather well educated as she is quite articulate for her age and if she isnt just repeating lines than she has a pretty good retention of knowledge and high level of comprehension.

    Lighten up

  14. Christophe
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Too bad they’re not showing the smoking-Aunt-Beru-&-Uncle-Owen-cadavers-induced nightmares…
    Don’t talk back to Darth Vader or he’ll cook you to the bones.

  15. Will F
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    To all the nay-sayers… go to the Youtube page and read the father’s info on the video, e.g.:

    “A little more about the video: She wasn’t coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it’s harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.”

  16. bazik
    Feb 25th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    oh so the father who put it on youtube says its not coached… oh that clears it all up doesn’t it? :P

  17. heather
    Feb 26th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    That is just too cute. The pokeball part made it for me. I don’t care whether it’s fabricated or not, she’s just adorable.


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