Cute Dolphins Can Also Be Wanton Killers

This behavior has been noted in the Moray Firth in Scotland for some time.More proof that dolphins are evil!
Did you know that they only “smile” when humans are watching.The moment our backs are turned they return to their usual malevolent snarl!!

I used to date a dolphin and she was a real two-faced bitch. It doesn’t surprise me that this anti-porpoise behavior goes on.

I read time ago that group of male Dolphins sometimes rape female dolphins.

I drew a cartoon about dolphin hooliganism awhile back:
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Not that I endorse it…

Hm. I would’ve considered that very old news.

@Namowal

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I seriously doubt any true marine expert said “that these displays of attacks on non-rival, non-predatory, peace-loving porpoises and, more shockingly, of dolphin infanticide, may have always taken place.”

Peace-loving porpoises? Give me a break. It’s the ocean, these are animals. Top level predators. We’ll understand them better when we stop looking at projecting human ideals on them.

But do they have lasers?

Just think of them as Dogs of the ocean. May be they can be domesticated if they’re trained, but left in the wild, they’ll go do their thang.

Mmmm… Dolphin wontons….