New Cure for Impotence: Frog Juice!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Medicine on January 30, 2008 at 4:02 am


If you’re squeamish, you may want to skip this one: In Peru, Extracto de rana or frog juice is a popular drink touted to cure asthma, bronchitis and …. impotence!

You go to the market stall and you pick your frogs from a tank. The vendor takes them out and bangs them against the table to kill them. Then she peels the skin off them and she fills the blender with hot white bean broth, some honey, raw aloe vera and a generous portion of maca. Then she adds your plucked frogs and she turns the blender on. And voila, a delicious warm glass of frog juice.

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12 comments to "New Cure for Impotence: Frog Juice!"

  1. ObsidianPunk
    January 30th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Yea, that generous portion of maca plus the aloe and honey probably do more for immpotence than the frog. Then again, the skins of some of those frog do have to brain altering chemical properties ... which they peel off ... Hmmm ... It's def the maca (which is promoted in health stores to men for its male enhancing abilities). At least the frog is cooked by the hot bean broth and I'm guessing they're banking on a placebo effect - belieiving the frog does something and that belief thus augments the actual health properties of the other stuff added into the mix.

  2. James
    January 30th, 2008 at 6:31 am

    Damn those gullible voodoo believers ...

    Poor froggies.

  3. webrunner
    January 30th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    And I have a jar of gypsy tears to sell.

  4. NeuroGirl
    January 30th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    At least they peel the skin off. My current research involves frogs and I've had nightmares about having to eat the skin (it's simultaneously slimy, leathery, and crunchy for those of you who've never dealt with live/newly dead frogs). Not to mention, frogs are hard to kill properly. Smashing them against a table doesn't strike me as an effective euthanization method. Those guys are probably half alive when they go in that blender.

  5. bob
    January 30th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I think the question now is: 'What isn't said to cure impotence?'

  6. L
    January 30th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I think it's the maca that helps the impotence, not the frog.

    Maybe the frog adds some flavour or something...

  7. Ali S.
    January 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    @NeuroGirl

    I always thought researchers would zap the frogs dead?! Since that is what we used to do in Biology class. :o

    @Bob

    I think Panda tears don't cure it... ;)

  8. Christophe
    January 30th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    All you need is a good recipe.
    http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zfrog.html

    Just add some garlic & olive oil, cook in a pan, and add a little parsley at the end. Yum.

  9. Alex
    January 31st, 2008 at 3:44 am

    @NeuroGirl: When I was an undergraduate working in a university lab, I had to go to the building's roof for an experiment ... and ran into an unmarked door. Inside were three large pools filled to the brim with frogs!

  10. NeuroGirl
    January 31st, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    @ Ali: We're currently studying a certain transepithelial sodium transport channel - zapping them creates action potentials that would ruin the data. Standard procedure is to double pith the frog, run the experiment, and then preform a thoracotamy.

    @ Alex: Our university's unmarked door on the top floor is where the human corpses are kept.

  11. Ali S.
    January 31st, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    @ Neurogirl

    Ah, I see! Yeah, the electric current would certainly ruin any chances of getting untainted data and tainted data would just be bad science.

    ...corpses?! :o

  12. Britney P
    October 29th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    I ordered my husband the Dr Max Powers HGH Spray a month ago and I am very pleased with the results and what it had done. We both have definitely noticed a difference in the firmness and stamina of his erections. His problem with occasional impotence has vanished and his libido has increased. This spray has worked wonders and I definitely recommend it for those looking for solutions to impotence.

    The Max Powers HGH Spray suppose to be a workout spray - therefore its super healthy..but it also helped my husband with his erections and improved our sexlife...


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