Telltale Sign that Chuck Norris Was Here

By Alex in Pictures on Jan 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Thanks Trey! Does anyone know where this split rock is? (Or whether it’s photoshop)


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  1. GoingLikeSixty
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Yes! It’s near the shore of Puerto Vallarta

  2. thatgirl
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    It’s called Split Apple Rock, and it’s located near Takaka, New Zealand, in Abel Tasman national park.

  3. JJ
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    …thatgirl is right. Split Apple Rock. North coast of the south Island of New Zealand.

  4. Dianne
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    CHUCK – - ROCK ON!! dj

  5. Brent
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    I agree with GoingLikeSixty…I’ve been scuba diving near there, off the shore of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

  6. Matt
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    It’s split apple rock for sure. Compare the photos;

    http://www.splitapplerock.com/

  7. edhead
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    no more chuck norris references. the one you’re talking about is gone, replaced by a Jeebus zombie, pathetic.

  8. Bunk Strutts
    Jan 27th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    Q. Does anyone know where this split rock is?
    A. Yes. It was right in front of the bow of Chuck Norris’ row boat. It is now behind the stern of Chuck Norris’ row boat.

  9. bela
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 4:36 am

    lofaszt mexiko! uj zeland!

  10. MoonCake
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 6:28 am

    they look like two giant hams!

  11. ChuckFan
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 7:22 am

    It’s in a wheat field in Kansas. The water is just the sweat from Chucks brow!

  12. Sandra
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    ChuckFan: freakin’ hilarious.

  13. Mike Harris
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Chuck: “You know, I came across something on the Internets that said that I split a big rock on an ocean. I’m not offended by it; boys will be boys. But what’s truly important is to remember Who walked upon an ocean and who is indeed our Rock.”

  14. James
    Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Its definately in New Zealands Abel Tasman National Park. Allegedly it was split by a strike of lightning. The above links are clearly not the same rock. Check this one out…its a splitting image…you like that one? LOL http://www.panoramio.com/photo/4889667

  15. Rallie
    May 12th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    BRUCE CAMPBELL TAUGHT CHUCK NORRIS EVERYTHING HE KNOWS, and Vin Diesel got a better grade in the class.

  16. Nekko
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Yeah…God….I could go on this huge rant about what a load of crap that astrotheological literary hybrid of a book the bible is, prove that Jesus is fictitious and holds no value, and undermine EVERYTHING there is about the Christian religion and all of it’s outdated doctrines and morals whle at the same time promotin gtings like paganism and egyptian mythology at the same time, and then I could back up my rant with facts. Can Jesus do that? I think not. Regardless, Chuck Norris facts are funny. Muc lawlz to be had.

  17. You
    May 24th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Nekko sucks at getting to the point.

  18. terry wagar
    Jun 13th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    In portland oregon, Joan Wagar and Eric Carlson are in A Murder conspiracy together.
    And Clackamas Walmart are acttively helping them by hideing Eric’s employment there from me and my family.
    For over A year now Eric Carlson has been going by the name gashel, last name unknown by me, he dyed his hair black, and Walmart agreed to hide his Identity from my daughter, who also worked at that store.
    Joan and Eric have friends in Authority protecting Joan and Eric from prosecution.
    I have reported this repeatedly to the Authority’s and they are ignoring Joan and Eric’s CONSPIRACY.
    I would be more than happy to Testify to this but the Authority’s are covering this up so my testimony would simply dissapear.
    My name is Terry Wagar and Im backing up these charges.
    Nomatter how many people Joan and Eric poisoned the Authority’s here in portland Oregon refuse to arrest them.
    Im making these charges public because of the blatent coverup of these charges.


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