Captain Picard's Blog

Everyone's blogging these days: yoda, Darth Vader, the Hulk ... even Jean-Luc Picard! How he find the time, being a Starfleet captain and all, I don't know (Well, I suppose he's been doing those Captain's Logs before blogging was invented.)

A sample entry:

"Ah, Captain Picard." he announces cheerfully, "May I wish you a Happy Birthday?"

"Thank you sir." I answer. I can see what's coming here.

"Another year older." he comments, "Before long, it'll be time to receive that gold watch and head off into the sunset."

"I have no plans to retire, sir." I answer sharply.

"Ah well." he answers, "I know we have many fine young officers here in Starfleet who are waiting to fill.."

"Thank you for your good wishes, Admiral." I say gruffily, and switch the viewer off. I I get any more of those sort of messages, there will be trouble.

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way back in the day.... when the internet was young.. i remember coming across a Jesus blog. he wrote about his day to day life and blah blah blah... he also got a lot of hate mail. not that they hated jesus, but that they hated that someone was pretending to be jesus... or so they assumed he was pretending...
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