ZOMG! Small Humanoid Found in Mars!

• James
  January 21st, 2008 at 4:14 am

  We will we meet our new overlords??

• Sniperman
  January 21st, 2008 at 4:22 am

  incredibly interesting, thanks!

• atomicsecrets
  January 21st, 2008 at 7:11 am

  That’s either Bigfoot or a statue of King Conan on his throne.

• keeter
  January 21st, 2008 at 7:59 am

  I agree with Atomicsecrets… it looks like someone cut and pastes a frame from that famous bigfoot film onto a martian landscape. That’s the first thing I though: that this was just a goof.

• cz
  January 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am

  i concur…the first thing i saw was that famous bigfoot image

• Paul O.
  January 21st, 2008 at 1:10 pm

  That’s pretty creepy, but it looks to be about the size of a GI Joe if it’s supposed to be a statue. Perhaps Martians are just really, really tiny and that’s why we never notice evidence of their civilization!

  It even appears on the “raw” photograph they use to stitch together the panoramas (see: http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/all/2/p/1367/2P247720343EFFAWCCP241 5L7M1.JPG ), so there’s really no telling what the story behind it is. From the raw photo, though, I’m thinking it’s a shadow, perhaps?

• aerio
  January 21st, 2008 at 1:22 pm

  The famous face was only made possible by very specific lighting conditions, I’d like to see a photo of the same place at a different time.

• Ali S.
  January 21st, 2008 at 7:04 pm

  Since we humans look for patterns around us (clouds, rocks, mountains, plants etc.)I have to say that has to tbe oddest looking rock that just screams of a human form. Damn you NASA and your conspiracies! :p

• Moon
  January 21st, 2008 at 9:32 pm

  I agree with #3. It’s Bigfoot.

  A really tiny, Martian Bigfoot. (also possibly a ninja and almost assuredly a zombie!)

  

  HA!

• Louisa
  January 21st, 2008 at 9:57 pm

  I have to go with Bigfoot as well. It’s pretty obvious, folks.

• Liz
  January 21st, 2008 at 10:37 pm

  The Bad Astronomer had something to say about this one. http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2008/01/21/speaking-of-dumb-mars-cl aims/

• dan
  January 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am

  someone call kirk and spock!

• blah blah
  January 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm

  That’s no man from mars.

  That’s a Tusken Raider from Tatooine.

• DFW
  January 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm

  The statue theory is a good fit. It could be overlooking the dry river bed behind it.

• ha
  January 24th, 2008 at 1:29 am

  I wonder if its a martian female waiting for her boy and NASA made us miss the alien sex pics….and I am sure they are hot….

• Joel Robinson From The S.O.L.
  April 30th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  It’s the mosnter from Fire Maidens From Space!!!

  Keep curcluating the tapes!!!

• Gary Abusy
  April 30th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

  That could be Jesus on that thar planet.

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