Cannibal Called Police to Say He Cooked His Lover!

By Alex in Crime & Law on Jan 8, 2008 at 4:15 am

Warning: this is gross – skip this strange and gory story if you’re squeamish about cannibalism.

Christoper Lee McCuin, 25, killed his 21-year old girlfriend, mutilated her body and cooked parts of her flesh. Then he called the police and told them what he just did!

Police sent to the house in the town of Tyler, 110 miles east of Dallas, found Shearer’s mutilated body, with one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking from a pile of human flesh on a plate on the kitchen table.

Police said it was unclear whether McCuin had eaten any of her.

County sheriff JB Smith said: "He was either going to, had been, or led us to think that he was doing it."

Later, McCuin told investogators that "God told me to do it." Links: DailyMail | Tyler Morning Telegraph (Photo: Smith County Sheriff)


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  1. Tim
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    A guy hacked off his hand and was brought in to my local hospital this weekend. He said he saw the sign of the beast on his hand so he cut it off. Then he nuked it in a microwave for 10 minutes. The hand came out looking like a swollen hot dog.

    People are wierd – people on psychiatric drugs can be even wierder.

  2. Dan
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    And what school-mandated psychotropic drug was this poor fool on?

  3. Adam Stanhope
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Quick!

    Call Michelle Malkin to report yet another case of Christian terrorism!

  4. Michelle
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Two choices here:

    1. He really is insane.

    2. He knew exactly what he was doing and he’s trying to get away with murder by copping insanity.

    Who calls the police while surrounded by the evidence of their crime?

  5. Anthony
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Obviously this guy is insane and not a genius.

    Everyone knows you make a stock out of bones, yet he was boiling the ear. Or maybe he’s so smart he already thought of that!

  6. Christophe
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Boiling human meat? this guy is insane!

    Grilling it would have been so much better.

    Bam!

  7. erto
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    OK something it very wrong with the DFW area..or a lot of these guys are just smoking way too much PCP. Check out link below.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

    and my favorite part (i mean crazy as well, but i couldn’t help from chuckling when imagining this guy in the street):

    “when Singleton was picked up by police, he was naked in the middle of the street, covered in blood and staring at the sky.”

  8. MoonCake
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    what “god” was HE taking advice from?

  9. Jesus
    Jan 8th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    I have proof that god didn’t make him do it:

  10. Courageous Grace
    Jan 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    #7, erto:

    This did NOT happen in the “DFW” area, Tyler is halfway between Dallas and Shreveport, and that is a long distance.

  11. HollyRhea
    Jan 10th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Aaaah! This is my hometown!!!


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