You CAN Buy Happiness … at Woolworths!

Posted by Alex in Pictures on January 2, 2008 at 4:40 pm


Neatorama reader Jonathan wrote:

Sure, Amazon may recommend killing yourself (Neatorama today), but I was able to buy happiness from Woolworths!

And who says you can’t buy happiness! Link (I’ve enlarged and sharpen the pic for y’all) - Thanks Jonathan!

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19 comments to "You CAN Buy Happiness … at Woolworths!"

  1. Q
    January 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I thought Woolworths went out of business.

  2. Jennifer
    January 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    …I don’t know $8.00 for happiness. Does it come with a guarantee?

  3. Dianne
    January 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    I bet it had something to do with chocolate!

  4. Prairie Dog
    January 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Geez, I thought that was quite reasonably priced. However, I wonder how long the happiness lasts? Is it habit forming? Can you give it away? How about a subscription? Any varieties?

  5. a2
    January 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 am

    Do they sell love too?

  6. TheSon
    January 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Later returned by husband for discount on beer..

  7. Hizzle
    January 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Happiness may be 4 dollars and change, but keep in mind that like happiness, freedom isn’t free. Freedom costs a buck o five.

  8. iamdanilo
    January 3rd, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    wow. $4.88 for happiness and another $10 for tax. looks like the state wants to tax happiness as well.

  9. Hugh
    January 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    The receipt is from the UK, see the URL on it http://www.woolworths.co.uk

    Woolworths is alive and well in the UK, this person shopped at Camberly.

  10. Kevin
    January 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Woolworths is also opened in New South Wales, Australia.
    and called Safeway in Vicotria, Australia.

  11. jeremy_rad_gamer91!
    January 3rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Its open everywhere in australia you douchenut

  12. LaZyLion
    January 3rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    how bout buying a scanner?

  13. Johnny Chuck Foglesong
    January 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    When I first saw that, that was also the first thing that went through my mind. I, too, thought they went out of business.

  14. Q
    January 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    All the Woolworths in St. Louis Missouri have closed up. I thought they went down the drain nationwide.

  15. Stump
    January 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Clearly this is not Woolworths Australia. The website says .co.uk

  16. himynameismud
    January 4th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Almost guaranteed it’s Happiness, the movie in a bargain bin.

  17. Dan
    January 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    She looks fat. Happiness is probably candy

  18. mrthumb
    January 4th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    thats funny. got a big tip and I say this with a huge knowledge of the insides of woolworths and its helper companys, dont buy anything electrical from them. it was my job to palm people off when their shoddy goods broke and i hated every second of it. look very carefully into the returns policy of every item you buy you will be supprised.

  19. GoogleNerd
    January 5th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    http://www.woolworths.co.uk/web/jsp/product/index.jsp?pid=15215562

    You were close himynameismud… Still a disc. It’s a music album.


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