We've featured Koopa the Turtle before, but we didn't know that the little guy is a multi-talented artist until Kira, the "turtle's assistant," emailed us pictures of his artwork. Here's Koopa's website: http://www.turtlekiss.com/
For today's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey, you get to caption the adorable turtle. Funniest caption, as always, wins a Free Monkey (or any other animal) drawing by Ape Lad.
Contest rules are simple: one caption per comment - you can submit as many as you can think of and increase your chance of winning. You can also vote for your favorite caption, as long as it's not your own.
Good luck (and don't forget to check out Koopa's website for inspiration!)