Caption Monkey 16: Koopa the Turtle

Posted by Alex in Animal, Arts & Crafts, Caption Monkey, Pictures on December 11, 2007 at 4:54 am


We’ve featured Koopa the Turtle before, but we didn’t know that the little guy is a multi-talented artist until Kira, the "turtle’s assistant," emailed us pictures of his artwork. Here’s Koopa’s website: Link

For today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey, you get to caption the adorable turtle. Funniest caption, as always, wins a Free Monkey (or any other animal) drawing by Ape Lad.

Contest rules are simple: one caption per comment - you can submit as many as you can think of and increase your chance of winning. You can also vote for your favorite caption, as long as it’s not your own.

Good luck (and don’t forget to check out Koopa’s website for inspiration!)


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44 comments to "Caption Monkey 16: Koopa the Turtle"

  1. felix
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:26 am

    turtle Pollock strikes again!

  2. billy
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:50 am

    “I’ll never eat crayons again.”

  3. Sky
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:58 am

    What the ninja turtles always aspired to become.

  4. Mark
    December 11th, 2007 at 6:36 am

    “What princess?”

  5. Mark
    December 11th, 2007 at 6:39 am

    “What do you mean I need planning permission to paint the outside of my house?”

  6. Paul
    December 11th, 2007 at 7:09 am

    Art critic tortoises mocks your puny depth of field

  7. torrance
    December 11th, 2007 at 7:27 am

    Help! My beak is overgrown and I will starve to death!

  8. Bailey
    December 11th, 2007 at 7:58 am

    “I am such a talent–it is a good thing I don’t have any outer ears!”

  9. MariV
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:19 am

    Yep. I learned the basics from Picasso.

  10. MariV
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:20 am

    You think I’m cute? Wait till you see what I can do with pastels.

  11. Samuel Pok
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:20 am

    who need pollock to do abstract?
    be amased!
    meet turllock!

  12. MariV
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Not every critic was surprised when Koopa said that the thing he enjoyed the most about painting was “that squishy feeling” between his toes.

  13. Howard
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:56 am

    DON’T RUSH ME!

  14. Faz
    December 11th, 2007 at 9:38 am

    I’m so gay i poo rainbows!

  15. tamaka
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:29 am

    i’m not planning on reaching my artistic maturity until age 150 or so.

  16. Sky
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:30 am

    “Woah. . .I’m swimming in a sea of color!”

  17. Pork
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    i ask that my models to be shell-less when i paint them; this one is an abstract representation of your mother.

  18. jojo
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    I CAN HAZ MARIO PAINTZ?

  19. katie
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Is this edible????
    *blink blink*

  20. Litoralis
    December 11th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    “A little more poop…just…there…HA!…another masterpiece.”

  21. Litoralis
    December 11th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    “Every time I get off this damn canvas that big hairless primate puts me back in the middle. What gives?”

  22. Chris
    December 11th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    If only he knew I’m color blind…

  23. ben
    December 11th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    “Would it break the frikkin bank to get me a paintbrush?”

  24. Sean
    December 11th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Chromophobic chelonian coerced to crawl creepy colorscape!

  25. Lori
    December 11th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    I call this one “Rainbow Massacre”

  26. Lori
    December 11th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Must I tell you again?!?! NO CAMERAS WHILE I’M CREATING!!!

  27. Marie
    December 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Somebody shudda told me this paint was made in China. I feel kind of funny!

  28. neato
    December 11th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    “I’m doing this in honor of my father, who was the original inspiration for the LOGO programming language!”

    (If you got that joke without clicking the link, you’re a geek.)

  29. anon
    December 11th, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    My kid could paint that.

  30. Amander
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    My latest piece is inspired by my private response to the blind eye capitalist nations give to the abuses of children in sweatshop conditions. It is the responsibility of artists, tortine and human, to reflect significant social awareness in their work. What do I call it? I call it “Sparkle Swirl.”

  31. Jerse
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    #2 is by far the best comment ever

  32. Pork
    December 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    subtly titled, “pathways to the elusive carrot…”

  33. Levi
    December 11th, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    i found this item on Amazon the other day. its some book that shows you how to hack a Roomba. one of the selling points was getting your Roomba to paint:
    http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0470072717.html

  34. Greg
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    “This is no painted turtle…”

  35. Greg
    December 11th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    “Work will not become valuable until turtle has retired.”

  36. Lyndon
    December 11th, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    After a long day of kicking Shredders arse Raphael always liked to retire to some lovely finger painting. Leo mocked him endlessly…he’s dead now.

  37. Mark
    December 11th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Left foot red!

  38. Ian Schwartz
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    “I’m reporting you people to the ASPCA.”

  39. Ian Schwartz
    December 11th, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    I warned him not to make out with that toad.

  40. Rasmaestro
    December 12th, 2007 at 2:46 am

    Koopa’s unfathomable insanity had always given him the edge over contemporary art critics.

  41. Rita
    December 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am

    “Slow and steady to earn a HARE-raising amount of money in my gallery!”

  42. Alex
    December 17th, 2007 at 2:21 am

    Great captions, guys! Ape Lad and I picked two separate winners for this week’s caption.

    Congratulations to Howard #13 who got a free monkey drawing and Litoralis #20 who got an unannounced Neatorama t-shirt!

  43. Anthony Savage
    March 11th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    This gives new meaning to the term “Animal Artist”!

  44. Izzy
    May 11th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Wait…1 dollar are u kididng me?! this is atleast worth 2 million!!!


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