Why You Shouldn’t Order a Custom Cake from Wal-Mart

• just a guy
  October 29th, 2007 at 2:17 am

  This is awesome.

  joke-and-obscure-reference: I’m sure Susanne will be fine. After all, she’s marrying Bill Stickers, now that his innocence has been proven.

• Chad Cloman
  October 29th, 2007 at 2:20 am

  I think the “divorce cake” picture is better. But it doesn’t say anything about it.

• L
  October 29th, 2007 at 2:34 am

  Not only are the cake decorators extremely literal… but they’ve obviously never heard of the word “underneath”, either!

• Abestar
  October 29th, 2007 at 3:33 am

  That decorator had to either be a redneck or a ghetto black person.

• lol
  October 29th, 2007 at 5:02 am

  ^^^ I was thinking it… but I wasn’t going to say it.

• Holly
  October 29th, 2007 at 7:16 am

  a) this is awesome and hilarious.

  b) this gives me another reason (besides the obious ones.. yunno, slave laborors in china.. their newly established manipulative slogan.. only to name 2 of the too-many..) NOT to shop at wal-mart.

  c) re: abestar- although very blatant and insulting, it’s probably true.

• Guido
  October 29th, 2007 at 10:17 am

  At least they had something to talk about when they ate the cake…

• donna
  October 29th, 2007 at 10:39 am

  They ate that cake? It probably contains lead from China!

• x
  October 29th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

  redneck? black? no, they cannot write in cursive…
  i’m thinking the decorator was just really stoned… as are most of the kids whom work at walmart.

• Justin
  October 29th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

  Or he/she didn’t speak english…

• Homer Jay
  October 29th, 2007 at 5:05 pm

  Bad job IMO they missed “and” and “write” in the order

• Mdx
  October 29th, 2007 at 5:27 pm

  That’s value: extra words for the same price.

• Theresa
  October 29th, 2007 at 7:50 pm

  Jeez, you guys are harsh. Last year I made my sister a birthday cake but mistakenly left out the “H” in “birthday”, so it said “Happy Birtday Rachel.”

  I’m not ghetto or redneck. I just happen to be a human being who (gasp!) made a mistake.

• Abestar
  October 30th, 2007 at 7:27 am

  @ Theresa

  I wasn’t being hard on those types of people. I live around them and recognize that the mistake that was made is a common one in their everyday speech.

  I don’t know what kinda P.C. wonderland you live in but you need to grow up and get out of the house more.

• Theresa
  October 30th, 2007 at 9:56 pm

  Taking internet digs at unknown people’s mistakes (such as that cake) is so 1996.

  Excuse me, Abastar, but I try to not make fun of people who might not be as intelligent, educated, or creative as perfect people such as you and I. It’s called human decency, manners, or courtesy. It is certainly not PC.

• Abestar
  October 31st, 2007 at 4:06 am

  So 1996, what the heck are you a 90210 reject?

  And I wasn’t making fun of them. THATS HOW THEY TALK. Your one of those people that doesn’t know that your tiptoeing around things actually makes you look like a bigot.

  Geez go fight for your over sensitive FCC decency crap somewhere else ya frickin loser.

• bb
  October 31st, 2007 at 1:26 pm

  It’s amazing how some people want to be rude and ignorant, and claim anyone who calls for politeness to be “PC”. So unless you’re being a jerk you’re being “PC”. I’ll be that then.

• Abestar
  November 1st, 2007 at 8:52 am

  There is a difference between being open to the truth and hiding behind a wall of faux ignorance.

  I’m sorry you guys hate reality so much but its really not my problem.

• adriana
  November 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm

  very nice

• J. Johnson
  December 14th, 2007 at 8:37 am

  if this came from wally world … the buyer probably got it free … unlike most of the corporate world sam always had his people own up to their mistakes … and put his customers first …

• Bill
  March 15th, 2008 at 2:53 am

• Still
  March 15th, 2008 at 3:25 am

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