What child wouldn’t want their own Robopanda with frickin laser beams for eyes?

This cute little fellow is the WOWWEE Robopanda Robot. He apparently can sing, tell stories, crawl etc etc. But the Amazon description mentions some more ominous features: “Equipped with an internal dual-axis accelerometer and tilt sensors, Robopanda knows when you pick him up or carry him somewhere, and he’s going to let you know how he feels about it!” And of course, he “knows how to track objects with his eyes.” You can welcome your own Robopanda overlord here, or the far cheaper version here.