Caption Monkey 10: Giant Fish

look ma no pole!

FIVE ARMED MAN CATCHES WORLD’S LARGEST THREE HEADED FISH

Why do I always have to hold the ass end?

Man on right, confused “These fish are a lot smaller in Animal Crossing.”

Oh yeah? You shoulda seen the one that got away!

Hey Lady! How you like your pickle now?

Somewhere in Nantucket, Mrs. Paul is wetting herself in anticipation.

Hey, you in the middle, dont eat it now!

“You should see the one between my legs tickling me silly!”

you always did like baruk’s hands better than mine.

“…the largest predator fish ever caught on rod and line.”

Tuna, sturgeon, swordfish, sailfish, and who knows what else have been caught with rod and line that weigh more than this. If you throw in sharks (not technically “fish”), the weight moves up to over 1,500 pounds.

Just saying. Cool looking fish there.

Guy 1: “Alive without breath,
As cold as death,
Never thirsty, Ever drinking,
Clad in mail, Never clinking,
Drowns on dry land,
Thinks an island, Is a mountain,
Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.
What am I?”

Guy 2: “My precioussss!” :chomp:

A generation later, Amazon Trail players are finally realizing their dreams.

Get out of the water before it’s mama comes lookin’!

(man in middle) WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GUT IT?? AHHHHHH!!!!

Deb: What are you holding?
Napoleon Dynamite: A figer.
Deb: What’s a figer?
Napoleon Dynamite: It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a fish and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

Avid Angler Devours Rare Catch In Situ!

CRIKEY!

Henry thought there was something fishy about his mail-order bride, but he soon learned to love his cold-blooded wife.

UN Inspectors still looking for WMD in Iraq.

Local men catch giant fish with massive tourist-shaped growth.

I told you something was fishy

Something smells fishy…

Come on, Dan…step to your right. A lot of people wear braces.

holy wow …

i ahve never seen

a fish tht huge in my life well … does a whale count ?

where can we buy 2 barrels of cooking oil?

the fish in this pic is huge !i bet it could suallow 5 snakes in less than two seconds.

Vinney i know its you! Your the only person using one hand!.. Now let go of my balls.. it tickles

Middle-man:Ahhh. The wonderful sensation of getting your crotch bitten off by piranhas.

Guys i have an idea! We should ride it!!! All Three of us! End Guy:Do i have to bet the ass again like that great white shark? That sucked!

Leave it to Thailand Fantasy Adult Travels to fulfill ALL of you desires. This one is called “the old man and the sea-men”.

Billy NOOO why did you have to jump into the toxic waste! WHYYYYYY!!!

Ling Tin Ching *pictured to the right of this picture* has just been arrested after allegations of him fingering a fish. After interviewing the victim of this crime we can report that he usually doesn’t mind this sort of activity but at the time he really needed a poo.

!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!…thats small

p.s:my dads caut bigger!

bu ne yaaa

Thailand, its not just for prostitution any more.