Caption Monkey 7: Dressed Up Dog

Serve fresh from the oven with rice and sour n’ sweet sauce!

It’s the dalhi dog!

Damn woman, your hand is cold!

OK, but please don’t let this get out on the internet!!

I thought we agreed you were only to take my temperature!

I choose you, Poochachu!

“A little FURTHER, WOMAN!”

“The unsuccessful Taco-Bell-hits-Thailand prmotional campaign.”

Indian Paris Hiltons dog.

praise me I AM YOUR DOG!…..err i mean god

IAM POOPSI! THE HOUND OF MING THE MERCILESS! PREPARE FOR HUMPING!

OH i’m sorry i didnt me to get my “bling bling” all in your eye’s. hold me outa of the sun bitch!!!

I know, but the cat refused.

It was then that the Bodhisattva Beethoven Chihuahua decided to simultaneously bite and pee on the Bollywood Paris Hilton who
assigned him his cruel fate.

“And now, number 21 in our examples of rare dog breeds, the Asian Pointer.”

Does the right hand know what the left hand is doing?

“20 seconds til Live Bozo.”

Look lady, I didn’t think Michael Vick was that bad, but this is going too far.

I hope this doesn’t end up on the internet.

Yeah, my other option was being Brittney Spears’ pet….

Chick, whispering fiercely: I told you never to pee in my costumes again or you’d regret it, Natpong!

Pup, thinking to self: ::It worked – I love it! …maybe the fridge should be next, instead of the bed.::

“…and we can both speak without moving our lips.”

Fifi was all dressed up for her date with Triumph, everything was going well until she asked Triumph what he thought of her dress…

Unfortunately, Project Runway took a turn for the worse with it’s Pets are People Too design challenge.

The wise words of Andre 3000 and Big Boi had never rang more true, for truley “ain’t nobody dope as me”