Caption Monkey 7: Dressed Up Dog

• Henry
  August 28th, 2007 at 4:27 am

  I am pookie god of flames! Bow down to me! Translation: Arf grr aroooo! Man 1: What The crap!?!

• PaperCat
  August 28th, 2007 at 4:38 am

  Serve fresh from the oven with rice and sour n’ sweet sauce!

• Dan
  August 28th, 2007 at 4:49 am

  nicole richie has gone too far

• Henry
  August 28th, 2007 at 5:07 am

  It’s the dalhi dog!

• RasmusJ
  August 28th, 2007 at 5:17 am

  The 18th incarnation of Buddha says he likes walks in the park, wagging his tail, and the occasional biscuit.

  “I will do everything to further peace and prosperity for my people”, he states, avoiding the apparent racial issue.

• gonz
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:11 am

  Damn woman, your hand is cold!

• gonz
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:12 am

  Bollywood’s version of Underdog

• George
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:16 am

  OK, but please don’t let this get out on the internet!!

• L.B. Jeffries
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:22 am

  All I want to know is whose holding the lady up.

• Mark
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:24 am

  I thought we agreed you were only to take my temperature!

• piper
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:23 am

  IM N UR GENI CLOZ STEALIN ALL UR WISHES

• Kermtzu
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:24 am

  I choose you, Poochachu!

• JW
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:38 am

  Yo quiero WTF??

• Will
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:45 am

  “A little FURTHER, WOMAN!”

• MariV
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:45 am

  Look at me… I’m so gosh darn pretty!

• MariV
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:48 am

  “The unsuccessful Taco-Bell-hits-Thailand prmotional campaign.”

• Kiera
  August 28th, 2007 at 8:32 am

  And here…I offer you, sire, my virginity. A beautiful flower of…

  Wait..

• fine
  August 28th, 2007 at 9:35 am

  Indian Paris Hiltons dog.

• JackD
  August 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am

  Oooooh, you put your left hand in………..

• mary
  August 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am

  praise me I AM YOUR DOG!…..err i mean god

• Greg
  August 28th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

  Where are you putting that hand…? HEY!

• Randall
  August 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

  IAM POOPSI! THE HOUND OF MING THE MERCILESS! PREPARE FOR HUMPING!

• BarryS
  August 28th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

  “What do you say we go out for Thai, tonight?”

• CAP10KURT
  August 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

  OH i’m sorry i didnt me to get my “bling bling” all in your eye’s. hold me outa of the sun bitch!!!

• theresa
  August 28th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

  “Is that your FINGER?!?”

• Aerek
  August 28th, 2007 at 3:47 pm

  I know, but the cat refused.

• Henry
  August 28th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

  “The um…er spike on my head..um keeps the aliens away! Aggh!

• Lionel Ash
  August 28th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

  It was then that the Bodhisattva Beethoven Chihuahua decided to simultaneously bite and pee on the Bollywood Paris Hilton who
  assigned him his cruel fate.

• Levi
  August 28th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

  I pooped this!!

• Dinsdale
  August 28th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

  “And now, number 21 in our examples of rare dog breeds, the Asian Pointer.”

• Kris
  August 28th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

  And now I’d like to introduce my lovely assistant…

• Kris
  August 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

  Does the right hand know what the left hand is doing?

• Monty
  August 29th, 2007 at 12:15 am

  The photo is from a spread on doggie fashions. this is the link to the slide show http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5025111-5007150-1,00.html

• Steve
  August 29th, 2007 at 12:44 am

  “20 seconds til Live Bozo.”

• Winter-Hendrik
  August 29th, 2007 at 1:28 am

  I shall call him, Mini me.

• Fronz
  August 29th, 2007 at 3:00 am

  Look lady, I didn’t think Michael Vick was that bad, but this is going too far.

• Jeremy
  August 29th, 2007 at 6:48 am

  Bow before your new god!!!

• Jeremy
  August 29th, 2007 at 7:18 am

  I hope this doesn’t end up on the internet.

• Jeremy
  August 29th, 2007 at 7:21 am

  I better be getting a scooby snack!

• Buckeye
  August 29th, 2007 at 8:32 am

  Yeah, my other option was being Brittney Spears’ pet….

• Flounder
  August 29th, 2007 at 10:23 am

  For sale: One dog, previously owned by Ming The Merciless.

  Contact: Princess Aura

• Grace Batmonkey
  August 29th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

  Chick, whispering fiercely: I told you never to pee in my costumes again or you’d regret it, Natpong!

  Pup, thinking to self: ::It worked - I love it! …maybe the fridge should be next, instead of the bed.::

• Holly West
  August 29th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

  This showcase showdown all yours…If the Price is Right!!

• Bunk
  August 29th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

  “…and we can both speak without moving our lips.”

• Kuby Hu
  August 30th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

  Ooh, Fifi! You look good enough to eat! Hmmm….

• e6c
  September 3rd, 2007 at 5:31 am

  Fifi was all dressed up for her date with Triumph, everything was going well until she asked Triumph what he thought of her dress…

• e6c
  September 3rd, 2007 at 9:10 am

  Due to budget cut backs there were no judges at the Pet Talent Contest so Schrodinger’s dog was both the winner and the loser.

  (that’s right, I went for a quantum mechanics humor)

• Buckeye
  September 3rd, 2007 at 7:01 pm

  Unfortunately, Project Runway took a turn for the worse with it’s Pets are People Too design challenge.

• e6c
  September 3rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm

  …and with no further ado, let me introduce the new head coach for the Michigan Wolverines

• e6c
  September 3rd, 2007 at 8:22 pm

  The wise words of Andre 3000 and Big Boi had never rang more true, for truley “ain’t nobody dope as me”

• e6c
  September 3rd, 2007 at 9:53 pm

  Aranya Namwong recieves the award from Alex for winning the weekly caption contest at http://www.neatorama.th

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