Jessica Alba Has Ultimate Sexy Strut

Posted by onelargeprawn in Science & Tech on August 27, 2007 at 3:12 am


According to the mathematical boffins at Cambridge University, Jessica Alba with her perfect proportions has the ultimate sexy strut.

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman’s walk – and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

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8 comments to "Jessica Alba Has Ultimate Sexy Strut"

  1. Sid Morrison
    August 27th, 2007 at 7:18 am

    Me thinks it's the ratio between waist and hips (not what was stated, the opposite) that should be 0.7. The order is kinda important when speaking in ratios...

  2. sm
    August 27th, 2007 at 11:19 am

    I find this funny because I've always thought alba looked better in pictures because she wasn't that precise (or sexy) with moving or dancing.

    Little bit of a spaz. /shrug

  3. Chris
    August 27th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Therefore, a woman with a 75in waist and 108in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks

  4. gmbrk
    August 27th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    Dumbest study ever.

  5. Alex
    August 27th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    What? I don't believe that - as a scientist, I demand the study be repeated for statistical accuracy. I'll do Ms. Alba's measurements myself.

  6. Miss Cellania
    August 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    This implies that if I lost weight, I would walk differently. Not so! But I would look better doing it...

  7. Ali S.
    August 27th, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    @ Alex

    Tsk tsk. Down boy! If anything I think gals with hips are uber-sexy like Scarlett Johansson. ROWR!! :P

  8. Alex
    August 27th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Aaah, the sacrifices I'm willing to make for science.


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