If Business Meetings Were Like Internet Comments

1. Another Jake
   August 18th, 2007 at 12:36 am

   FIRST!

2. Alex
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:09 am

   True to form ... sigh ...

3. Jer
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:13 am

   Poaned?

4. weeble warble
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:18 am

   jer: pwned

5. Another Jake
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:33 am

   @Jer: Noob!

6. Another Jake
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:41 am

   I foresee this turning into something terrifyingly geeky and disturbingly webertube...ish...ness...like.
   God help us all.

7. Another Jake
   August 18th, 2007 at 1:52 am

   And if I get "selected to win two free I-Pod Nano's" one more time, I'm going to do something ...rash.

8. Alex
   August 18th, 2007 at 2:11 am

   Rash, Another Jake? Like yelling out Leeroy Jenkins?

   ... and missing from the video: lolcats!

9. Gellner
   August 18th, 2007 at 2:29 am

   before i even clicked play, i knew i was waiting for "powned" i got it, and i liked it.

10. johnald
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:22 am

    saying first is soo retarded!
    it's gay. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

11. MrPumpernickel
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:31 am

    Too little slapstick, someone should've ROFL.

12. Rosi
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:33 am

    It's so true about the way girls are treated on forums.
    I had to leave the gamespy forums because nobody even listens to you if you're a girl.

13. Ant
    August 18th, 2007 at 4:26 am

    F**K!

14. MrPumpernickel
    August 18th, 2007 at 4:26 am

    Then again there are girls who expect to be treated differently just because they are girls. They're not any better.

15. patrick
    August 18th, 2007 at 4:29 am

    fake

16. Miss Cellania
    August 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am

    But wait! No one pointed out the typos in his presentation!

17. Blargh
    August 18th, 2007 at 6:01 am

    That was a hoot - the knee-jerk "that chart was photoshopped" comment was my favorite ... who would've thought that business meetings could be even more useless than they already tend to be - all through the magic of the internets!

18. Cammie
    August 18th, 2007 at 8:29 am

    Who posted this junk? Gaayyy.

19. Siduri
    August 18th, 2007 at 11:07 am

    So true. So, so true.

    Especially the thing about being female. Ugh.

20. Becky
    August 18th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    God, that was funny.

21. just a guy
    August 18th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Alex:

    They referenced lolcatz. The woman said "I see whut u did thar." After the guys did a Borat impression.

22. sal
    August 18th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    ZOMG

23. S.
    August 18th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    FIRST!!!

    ...Oh, well, I guess not.

24. ronandi
    August 19th, 2007 at 3:12 am

    Soo good

25. AK-00
    August 19th, 2007 at 4:12 am

    They made, like, a whole decision in that meeting. That's pretty good, compared to most meetings.

26. human
    August 19th, 2007 at 4:20 am

    can anybody hear my comments?

    V332nU!

27. ubee
    August 19th, 2007 at 5:01 am

    I was FIRST, but didn't realize I had to enable my comment and waited 2 days before doing that.
    it's sooooooooo N0000000000000B of me.

28. TDDPirate
    August 19th, 2007 at 5:02 am

    Captions, please? (for the benefit of the hearing impaired among the visitors to your blog)

29. Matt
    August 19th, 2007 at 5:43 am

    Hilarious!

    That is very, very, very clever

30. Ritter99
    August 19th, 2007 at 5:44 am

    lol

31. tweezerz
    August 19th, 2007 at 6:58 am

    that is the funniest thing i've seen all week.

    Z

32. gth
    August 19th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    And yet no-one came out with "TLDR" (or "too long, didn't read" since they seemed to be spelling them all out in the vid) ?!

    A required response to include, surely...

33. fie
    August 19th, 2007 at 8:24 am

    omg awesome lawl

34. R
    August 19th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    Very good

35. rick beals
    August 19th, 2007 at 9:02 am

    that is the funniest thing i've seen all year. pwned!

36. Daniel
    August 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    Rosi Says:
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:33 am

    It’s so true about the way girls are treated on forums.

    Sigh... Women are so lame!

37. Sideshow
    August 19th, 2007 at 9:20 am

    "What does 'You're a retard' mean?" tag teamed with a "PWNED!" just made my day.

38. mindule
    August 19th, 2007 at 9:27 am

    I c wut u did thar.

39. exxplodey
    August 19th, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Needs more cowbell !

40. JAR
    August 19th, 2007 at 10:05 am

    See, the difference is when we comment online we're talking about somebody's home video of their drunk friends. We're not conducting a business meeting.

    That's why it's "pwned" and/or "gayy"

    And, so now you see this whole video is gay.

    Pwnd.

41. Derrick
    August 19th, 2007 at 10:52 am

    What does V332nU mean?

42. eli
    August 19th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    no one gives a fuck jar. Newb!

43. Yudonomi
    August 19th, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    Not gay, ghey. Teh ghey!

44. Jon
    August 19th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    There is not a single person in that clip I do not want to punch.

45. D-Rock
    August 19th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    V33nU is the verification code that you have to fill in that basically says you're not a robot or an automated program doing whatever. You have to fill them in a lot for when you make new accounts and sometimes when you leave comments in places because otherwise bots will spam porn ads.

46. Michael
    August 19th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Epic Pwnage.

47. emily
    August 19th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    i swear thats the same office crew that did that "flagpole sitta" cover. haha. too much free time.

48. austei
    August 19th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Photoshopped.

49. Chris
    August 19th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    ROFLMAO

50. kalyan
    August 19th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    capcha V332nU pwns 2 spam bots lol

51. Allan
    August 19th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Where on earth was the "LOL"

52. Steve Savage
    August 19th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    What? No free viagra offer, no barnyard russian teen webcam spam? They left a lot out, what it needed was a nigerian offering 50 million dollars if you give him 500,000 for safekeeping.

53. BRUNSYBABEH
    August 19th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Fantastic stuff, very true

54. Miss Cellania
    August 19th, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    It's a hoax.

55. El Grob
    August 20th, 2007 at 12:22 am

    What? No Godwin?

56. Deuce
    August 20th, 2007 at 1:49 am

    emily: i swear thats the same office crew that did that “flagpole sitta” cover. haha. too much free time.

    me: If you really got too much time, i got a flagpole you can sitta your office crew on. ROFL bewbs.

57. what
    August 20th, 2007 at 2:52 am

    fake!

58. CheeseDuck
    August 20th, 2007 at 11:14 am

    Noob!

59. lost in hell
    August 20th, 2007 at 11:20 am

    I LIKE FROGS!!!!!!

60. xliqz^
    August 20th, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    how about your vagina turning into fucking me a lot??

61. Jake Spade
    August 20th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    If you stop reading this now you will die cos these words are possessed by the spirit of a dead girl or something. The only way to remove this curse is to forward this comment onto 100 other comment boards and all your friends and then you will also get off with the person you have a crush on and blah blah blah etc

62. Levi Blackman
    August 21st, 2007 at 1:12 am

    I saw this before on another site. RIP OFF!

63. Twoguns
    August 21st, 2007 at 4:03 am

    Hi Levi Blackman - you probably did see it on another site, given that the original site that posted the content is credited on this page and tagged on the video!

    You're an idiot, think before posting.

64. DJ barry
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:03 am

    63RD!! lawlz

65. The Clap
    August 21st, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Twoguns, You're a n00b.

    Watch the video fool. It was sarcasm.

66. Irksome
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    lol N1! gtg cyas...

67. fran6co
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    first!

68. Chimera
    August 22nd, 2007 at 1:27 am

    Déjà Vu. I've been into meetings which have almost been like that. Only without iPod commercials and "Type these letters" thingies...

69. Mohammad Ali Asif Khan
    August 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Super cool!

70. Shadeofpalms
    August 22nd, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    Ha.. by the same people who did the Flagpole Sitta music video.

    Now I really -really- want to work there. *drool*

71. Darklord
    August 23rd, 2007 at 4:16 am

    LOL, this stuff made my day, so hilarious...and so TRUE.

    I agree saying FIRST is really lame:)

72. Antonio Pratas
    August 23rd, 2007 at 4:22 am

    I has hoping to ear the "pic or it didn't happen" comment there, but nevertheless it's aweeeesome

73. j0hN
    August 24th, 2007 at 9:00 am

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    that was fucking gay

74. Matt
    August 31st, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    Saying first is fucking lame.

75. tomi
    September 3rd, 2007 at 12:42 am

    Win.

76. Spambot
    September 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am

    Chuck Norris FTW!!!

77. Hamst3r
    September 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    I was hoping that someone would do a barrel roll.

78. lauren
    October 24th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    one of the guys is the one who set up the fake marriage proposal at a ball game somewhere on college humour..

79. Ogloszenia
    October 27th, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    Mhwahhaha, that was absolutly great!

80. Shocker
    November 10th, 2007 at 10:59 am

    You see me lay down teh law? I am teh LAWGIVAH!

81. Larfin Jackarse
    December 1st, 2007 at 1:11 am

    Comment deleted by poster.

82. pony
    December 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 am

    nice one.

83. DopeRegoUtepe
    February 18th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    I satisfied over her, a skanky informant of muscle, crucifixion and irritation.

84. Shopping Cart Software
    March 5th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    LOL very interesting read. I also have a online business that sellsshopping cart software for any of you wanting to start a online business.

85. comfort
    June 7th, 2008 at 2:40 am

    a good read.

86. table dance club
    July 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am

    If it would be like this it would be very simple for all of us. It's very hard to manage your own business but when the things are going like you plan you're very happy.

87. Free Business Listing
    October 15th, 2008 at 9:16 am

    This blog is really nice and informative. We are pleased to know this blog is really helping people.

88. Nona
    December 25th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    Not so good as before.

89. N. Sharma
    June 11th, 2009 at 6:07 am

    very very funny

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