Duct Tape Robber

By Alex in Crime & Law, Video Clips on Aug 14, 2007 at 2:29 pm

Hands down, here’s the dumbest criminal of all time: the Duct Tape Robber:

Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can’t stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.

Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

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biltmore
Aug 14th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Wow … that guys a freaking waste of life.
Cuimhne
Aug 14th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
What a cunning disguise!
J
Aug 14th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
My god, it’s Dengar, the Messy Marvin of the Star Wars bounty hunters…
Bill Steele
Aug 15th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Thanks for all the support for my staff and myself. Robbery is serious whenever it happens. The good out of all this, is that he is off the stret, and behind bars, and can’t try this again, and maybe hurt someone.
akb427
Sep 7th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Actually, the tape probably allowed better peripheral vision than a bag would have. Of course that still doesn’t exactly make him a criminal mastermind.

Still, I think the
resume dropping bank robber should be more embarrassed.

Congrats Mr Steele; I’m glad things turned out all right.
Sjaak
Feb 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Thanx Fox for another groundbreaking earth-shocking report
hegemony
Jul 5th, 2010 at 4:11 am
He is white?
WEIRD
evilCoz
Jul 5th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
ha ha,

In Lincoln, NE a man used a similar disguise to rob a convenience store. Not duct tape, though, also a wrap around the head that was like a total wipe out.

Funny, the KY, duct tape robber was compared to Beavis. Lincoln’s toilet paper bandit should be ass-so-she-ate-ed to Butthead as well.

Initially, the toilet paper bandit of Lincoln, NE, got away, with the runs.

Eventually Capt. Kirk caught the Klingon around Uranus.

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