Vibra-Finger “Gum” Personal Massager

So that’s what it’s for! Whew! Found at Say No to Crack, which has a lot more funny old ads.

So that’s what it’s for! Whew! Found at Say No to Crack, which has a lot more funny old ads.
wow what a great idea! put a 110 volt vibrating device in yer mouth!
Why does it have to be shaped like a finger? That just leads to wondering, “What else could I use this for?”
Thanks for pointing out the obvious, L.
After all, it could be used for other orifices, like picking your nose, or scratching your ear, or maybe even vibrating that lint out of your belly button.
It’s obvious the makers had more than oral stimulation in mind when advertising this. An excellent example of “stealth marketing”.
What are you guys insinuating? It says right there in the ad that “Dentists recommend daily gum massage!”
What’s with all the snickering in the back?

