Here's the funniest airline complaint ever, complete with artistic depiction of how sucky seat 29E truly is.
"I constructed a stink-shield by shoving one end of a blanket into the overhead compartment - while effective in blocking at least some of the smell, and offering a small bit of privacy, the ass-on-my-body factor increased, as without my evil glare, passengers feel free to lean up against what they think is some kind of blanketed wall. The next ass that touches my shoulder will be the last!"
http://ninjapants.org/files/index.php?image=airline%20complaint.jpg - via reddit
And yes, this was Continental Airlines, who recently made news for flying "poop plane": Link