Neatorama’s Title Me This Caption Contest.

By Alex in Everything Else on Jun 18, 2007 at 4:19 am

Image Credit: thelearnr [Flickr] – via Polarbearaware, Thanks Frankie Kangas!

Hi guys! We’re happy to start a new (and hopefully regular) caption contest feature on Neatorama.

Contest rule is simple: one caption per comment, make it funny but please keep it civil (bonus point: if you can work "Neatorama" into the caption). You can submit multiple comments.

This week’s prize is graciously offered by Adam Koford of Apelad (who drew Neatorama Monkey): Funniest will receive 1 free monkey drawing – you name the monkey and Adam will draw you one. If you don’t win, but still want a monkey, you can buy one directly from him. It’s worth it!

Update 6/20/07: Whew! Awesome captions, guys! Here’s the winning one by Jen #128: “AHHH!! … I knew global warming was an issue, but I didn’t think the eskimos would start skinny dipping!” Congrats, Jen! You get the monkey!

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Count Vanderhoff
Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:46 am
The goatse animal testing experiment was about to go horribly, horribly wrong.
David
Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:50 am
Surprised by rising global temperatures, a new response becomes clear to world leaders.
Tom
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:05 am
“If I can’t see the fish, they can’t see me”
Francene
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Oh no, not that Knut kid again!
Fabian
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Brainfreeze!
Billy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:18 am
Turn the F*&king flash off..!!!
matt
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:24 am
OMG… my hands made the world darker…
matt
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:25 am
or Whoa I’m Trippin’ out… those schools of fish entertained me for hours!
cory
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Marco!
Spaggo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:33 am
MY EYES!!! MY F**KING EYES!!!
Spaggo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:36 am
MOM!!! Suzie dumped me!!!
iboo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:42 am
Curse this bi-polar disorder!
mikolka
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am
Uuhh… When they will allow me to have a rest?
Billy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am
7…8…9…10 here i come ready or not!
Russell
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:56 am
“Seals or Neatorama? How can they make me choose?”

–Freddie, the RSS eating polar bear.
truescot
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:57 am
Counting to 1 billion during a game of hide and seak has unexpected and tragic consequences for Gus The Polar Bear.
d.maile
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:08 am
“When will these stupid humans get it through their heads that animals don’t like being photographed?”
Paul Thomas
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Don’t shoot! I blog for Neatorama!
Chrome
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:36 am
I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque.
Tim Giachetti
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:07 am
“Peek a Booooo, I’ll eat Youuuuuu!”
Jimbo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:37 am
OMG, she looked 18 to me!
Christopher Araujo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:54 am
Peek-a-bear

Peek-a-brrrrr
Dan
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:55 am
By 2007, global warming had become so bad that even the polar bears themselves had begun to melt…
Dan
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:56 am
“I can’t believe I slept with an otter…”
Rebecka
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:02 am
“Goodbye, Mr. Chips”
Kevin
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:04 am
No! Not another penguin movie!
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:13 am
“Doh. I’m Canadian.”
nate
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:18 am
“OH NOES!! I LOST MAH BUKET AN CAN NOT HAS CHEEZBURGER!!ONE!1″

(reference)
http://icanhascheezburger.com
Sudeep
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Had no NeedToRamme’r … Oh God this pain is unBearable
Janet
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:54 am
I knew I should have bought a gas-electric car!
Shaun
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:09 am
“I couldn’t hold it any longer, I just peed in the pool…don’t look at me, I’m so embarrassed”
Linda
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Who knew a little “gas” would melt the polar ice cap?? I am so ashamed and I bet this photo will end up on Neatorama some day!!!
Monica
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:12 am
I should of had a V8!
Ben
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:29 am
“Another caption contest? Oh no, not Neatorama too!”
junk
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:30 am
un oh… i think i just made my own little global warming.
Billy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:36 am
The Ann Widdecombe tour of the zoo didn’t really go down well with da Polar bears.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/05/21/labour_in_antitory_flame_war/
Xopl
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:37 am
NO MOR EYE SERJERY STORIEZ ON NEATORAMA PLZ! KTHXSBI.
stephanie
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:43 am
I knew I should have used that waterproof mascara!
l'elk!
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
Sky
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Wife: Not tonight honey. . .Ive got a headache.
Husband: But honey I bought you that new bear coat.
Zandt K
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:49 am
“Blast, my big shot to be on Neatorama, and they caught me in the bath!”
Josh
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:52 am
” Are you there God, it’s me…Margaret.”
Kunal
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:59 am
“Cheap goggles”
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:01 am
‘Oh no, Neatorama still isn’t using a spellcheck.’
robgonzo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:05 am
o noes! Now my pic is on Neatorama!
Zeke
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:05 am
http://www.zen-finity.com/onoezbear.jpg
John
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:06 am
ZOMG!!!1! GLOBAL WARMING!!!11!
BBK
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:07 am
I should have used that organic Shampoo…… my eyesss
Andrew Stewart
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:09 am
THE INFAMOUS COCA~COLA MORNING AFTER
nate
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:10 am
“MARCO!”
Chris Lester
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Im on my glaysher, extinctin’.
BBK
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:23 am
http://i14.tinypic.com/6f4mlw1.jpg
Merrick
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:26 am
I can’t believe my top fell off!
Edward
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:28 am
“Oh my god! My heat vision’s melted everything!”
Ms. Hellfire
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:30 am
“It’s not melting It’s not melting It’s not melting It’s not melting It’s not melting It’s not melting …”
when's lunch?
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:31 am
You’ve put too much bleach in again!
Ant
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:42 am
“Oh no! I am on Neatorama. I can’t look.”
Oyvind
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Yes…I peed in the pool…sorry
Matt
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Ahhhghh!!
Who puts chlorine in an OCEAN!?!?!
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:57 am
…uhhhh….I drank way too much last night
or
why is it so dark above water?
or
-playing guess who (paws are a different color)
Erik
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Marco Bear, Polo Bear
andy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:03 am
“They’re not putting BUsh in charge of stopping global warming are they?”
Will
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:05 am
*Sniff*…..Why does Stephen Colbert hate me so??
Diane Fleegal
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:18 am
OK…..who pooped in the pool?
Gabi
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Oh crud, I can’t believe Neatorama posted this embarrassing picture of me…
Ryan
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:36 am
O NOES! GIVES HIM BACK HE’S BUCKET!!
warmworm
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Noooo they be stealin’ my Glacierz
Stephane
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Harry, we are not at the nude beach please put your swimsuit back on…
jenjen
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:57 am
Rats! They told me this photo shoot was for Cute Overload. Note to self: get a new agent.
kaori
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Mom, I really didn’t do it.
Jeff
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Ahhhh! Brain Freeze! Those damn arctic seals!
artbot
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
“Not another Neatorama ad posing as an ‘article’!”
Jimmy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
While playing hide n’ seek Ralph counted for too long only to find the iceberg gone!
Daz
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
No Diving: Submerged Rocks
Jeff
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Finally! I had to eat 50 seals and my trainer to get my picture on Neatorama!
Daz
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
We had right-of-way, so the way I see it is: The “Titanic” (or whatever), ran into US… but it’s the last time I let a penguin drive.
forager
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
“I can’t believe my cable just went out during the Soprano’s finale!”
warmworm
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Aw, poor bi-polar bear… you’ll cheer up once you receive your newfound Neatorama fame.
Daz
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I can’t believe I let my dad’s iceberg melt! I sooo spaced!
quinnn
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Not seafood again!
amy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I just can’t take it anymore, Neatorama is so much more popular than I am
amy
Jun 18th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I will lower my paws once I can assure the number 1 ranking of Neatorama
Demian
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
“Oh, no!, that dumb Neatorama photographer confused me with Knut again!…”
Mitchell Keenan
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
*THOUGHT BUBBLE* “if i hide maybe he won’t find me and take his bucket back”
Trey
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
oh man i didnt win the neatorama caption contest ! im so disapointed
Rhea
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Monkey #3: See No Evil
Al
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
That Neatorama post was teh funny!!!1!
terrell
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
King of the Ice Cap laments, “I couldn’t help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late.”
Carlos
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
i can’t believe i ate my linux OS…now i won’t be able to check out Neatorama!
Jen
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Maybe, if I hide here long enough, they’ll get me confused with a melting glacier and leave me the F*** ALONE!!!
Erin
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
No! My company firewall won’t let me read Neatorama anymore!
Carlos
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
WHATS THIS ‘BOUT MA CAPS?
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
I just read 90 Neatorama stupid captions! I’m blind!
Dana Constance
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Is it 2008 yet?
Dana Constance
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I should have used No More Tears Baby Shampoo instead
Dana Constance
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
What? Another Ocean’s 11 sequel? You can’t be serious…
Paul
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Today’s picture day for Neatorama?! Oh no! I don’t have my make-up on!
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I voted for caption #28.. I can’t wait the results! OMG, I can’t stand this wait! ow!
e6c
Jun 18th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
If I can’t see it, then it isn’t really happening… There is no such thing as global warming. There is no such thing as global warming. There is no such thing as glo… Hey!?! Where did my glacier go?
Debbie
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Go ahead, take off your clothes and jump in…
I won’t look!!!
Dana Constance
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line,
it’s alright, you are forgiven.
Matty
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I eat because I’m unhappy . . . and I’m unhappy because I eat (sobs)
Michael
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
D’OH – I really thought I nailed that change counting contest on Mental Floss! So much for Law School in a Box…
K
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Shhh… I’m invisible.
slingshotjohnny
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
“I’m so tired of hearing about his damn bucket!”
Matty
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
OH MY GOD! Something just touched my foot!
jrc
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Oh dear, I ate all of the penguins, again.
Solo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
“You don’t see me!”
Solo
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
“Gee I can’t stand looking at that McFly 2015 banner flashing before my eyes!”
Samantha
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Waaa! This fur coat makes my butt look big!
Bill
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Too Neatorama!
Matty
Jun 18th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
“Nooooo, I’ve been bear-trayed!

– Polar Jesus learns of the betrayal of Judas Isbeariot: A scene from next summer’s “The Passion of the Bear”
Paul
Jun 18th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
OMG!
My Eyes Burn!
That was Paris Hilton who just passed over me in a glass bottomed boat!!
Erik
Jun 18th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
“Oh crap I forgot my cell phone.”
Dan Smith
Jun 18th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
OH NO!! Professor Xavier, get me my visor, I can’t control my optic blasts!!
Dan Smith
Jun 18th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Oh, man….brain freeze…
Martin Lopez
Jun 18th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Oh no! Neatorama’s “biological” stuff again! These humans are disgusting…
Darren
Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“Soon enough your frickin’ house is going to look like this, too.”
john
Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Neatorama, here I come!
Will
Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
What? Not ANOTHER Bizarro comic!!
Lee
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Gah! The network’s down! How will I keep up with all the cool stuff on Neatorama?!?!
Josh
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
“I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as hell
I don’t care, I’m still real
No matter how many records I sell.”
hiddnfox
Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Mr. Polar was seen leaving the courthouse Monday after being caught selling a distributing Pepsi products. Coca Cola could not be reached for comment
logfleece
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
“Don’t look at me. I’m hideous.”
Charlotte
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
As if it isn’t bad enough they melted my iceberg – my retirement property in Florida is sunk! Dios mio!
Matt
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
CAN NOT HAS CHEEZBURGER!!1
Chris
Jun 18th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I hate it when he tells this story.
Jen
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
AHHH!!

…I knew global warming was an issue, but I didn’t think the eskimos would start skinny dipping!
DrJones
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Warm spot!!

It wasn’t me, I swear!
Mother
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
“Damn you ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’!”
ThingArthur
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Ow, too much chlorine !
Chrome
Jun 18th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Don’t look at me, I’m hideous!

Later,
Chrome…
marcusbacus
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
You promised me that there wouldn’t be any pictures of Britney’s privates at Neatorama, you liars!
rcran
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
“Maybe if I cover my eyes like THIS, neatorama will have a caption contest about me!”
jose
Jun 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
To me, the best one is “marco!” post no. 9… it won’t get better than that I think.
someone else
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
“AH CAN’T BEAR 2 C ALL THEZE CRAZY CAPTIONS!!1″
Daz
Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
“I sooooo regret starting a caption contest….”
Zandt K
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
And they say polar bears are pale !!! That neatorama guy really needs to get in the sun more !
John
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Oh god, that’s going to end up on Neatorama for sure.
AJ
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Ursa was mortified as the pristine blue waters turned green.
Jen
Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Even polar bears have dreams where they show up to school naked…
djinniya
Jun 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
What do you mean, “no Coke, Pepsi?!” I ordered a cheeseburger and a Coke!
Chazm
Jun 19th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Where oh where will I find black nailpolish–since the only CVS around here just fell into the arctic…
…Perhaps the Neatorama?
Rebecca
Jun 19th, 2007 at 12:51 am
After several callbacks, Lois was informed that she wasn’t cast for “Lost”.
Eddie
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Bob’s lack of pants is a continuing source of frustration and embarrassment.
RWP242
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:35 am
I was in the pool!
rpg
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:42 am
oh no .. not more climatologists!
matt
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:43 am
Marco…..Marco……Marco…..
Jensen
Jun 19th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Global Warming: Even if you close your eyes real tight…it’s still there.
Joe Weekley
Jun 19th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Ohhh..I dunno…I ate this drunken Russian last night, and….ahhhh, my head!!!
Darth Munki
Jun 19th, 2007 at 6:19 am
“If I have known I this picture was going to end up on Neatorama I would have used waterproof mascara”
Runa
Jun 19th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I forgot the icecreams and I’ve got to go back.
Erik
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Aw nuts, I locked my house keys inside. Now I can’t visit Neatorama.com!
David
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Arrrrrghhh, soap in my eyes! Quick, pass me the towel.
Tanya
Jun 19th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
Chris
Jun 19th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Oh no! they fired Perlozzo!
yayo
Jun 19th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
waterproof they said!
ranwall
Jun 19th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
” I can’t believe these humans care about this Paris Hilton crap!”
Megan Pierce
Jun 19th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
“That isn’t the Moon i was talking about….now put your pants back on!”
Stu Pidasso
Jun 19th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
OK I really didn’t think when I signed up to be an extra on LOST they would actually cast me
Josh
Jun 19th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
“Dude, this weed is crazy.”
John
Jun 19th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Please Xeni, no more Goatse!
Norman
Jun 20th, 2007 at 12:18 am
“So my hand isn’t bigger than my face…Neat! I dont have cancer!”
Murphy
Jun 20th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Humans who weigh more than I do shouldn’t wear Speedo.
Fazia
Jun 20th, 2007 at 10:31 am
98, 99, 100. Ready or Not! Here I am come!
Fazia
Jun 20th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Peekaboo! I see you!
Sucubusface
Jun 20th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I should have voted for Gore!

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