Star Wars’ Max Rebo Birthday Cake.

1. NeonCat
   June 5th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

   You know, people talk about the contractors and whatnot killed on the Death Star when it exploded, but what about all the people on Jabba’s barge who got killed when it exploded?

   Darth Vader has nothing on his son in the field of “collateral damage”. (Yes, yes, Alderaan got blown up, but that was ordered by Grand Moff Tarkin.)

2. Great White Snark
   June 5th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

   That’s a good point, NeonCat. In that same vein of thinking… after my Mom made the Max Rebo cake, my roommate suggested the cake should have been red velvet, to increase the drama of his inevitable dismemberment (and consumption).

3. ted
   June 6th, 2007 at 7:27 am

   Assuming a blue-skinned being would have red blood.

   I think that’s why Star Wars was rejigged a little, to make the heroes less nasty. After all, they weren’t killing real people. They were killing an army of clones.

4. RG
   June 7th, 2007 at 9:42 pm

   To be more precise:

   They’re not killing a BUNCH of people, they’re killing the same guy a bunch of times.

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