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Bicycle Locks.

By Miss Cellania in Pictures on May 7, 2007 at 11:54 am


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Being a bicycle officer means you never have to worry about having a bike lock.

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  1. toby
    May 7th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    you can buy these here
    https://www.masterlockzone.com
    been available for a while

  2. NeonCat
    May 7th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Except for the fact that police handcuffs all have the same key, that is. I would imagine that it wouldn't be too hard to order a key online or even at some stores. Granted, I would not want to ride around on a police bicycle.

  3. Dan the Man
    May 7th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    Yeah, but...you're in the donut shop. You finish your bear claw and visit the men's room. When you come out the place is at gun point. Years of training, so you know it's a squirt gun. Plus, it's lime green with orange grips. This arrest will be easy. You make your move, have the perp on the floor. Now wait a minute? Did anyone see my handcuffs? I had them just a second ago...

  4. Runa
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    It can also be looked as a sexy game between bikes.

  5. Tim Giachetti
    May 7th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    Raleigh?!?!?!? Guess that department is at lack for cash. Can buy one of them at Toys R Us for under 100 bucks.

  6. Adam
    May 7th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    well that's just dandy, but anyone with access to google can steal them bikes in a flash:

    http://www.fundistraction.com/2007/03/how-to-escape-professional-handc uffs.html

    It's amazing how dumb some cops are. I had a buddy who applied for a job as a cop for a local town near me. He had to take an IQ test, and when he was done, they told him he couldn't have the job - even though in every way he was more than qualified. Their reason? His IQ was too high!

  7. bobby fisher
    May 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    i hate bike cops.
    yes, they're bikes are shitty, nothing is spectacular about a cop bike except the fact that a civilian is prohibited by law to own and ride one that is branded with the police name on it.
    stupid way to lock up your bike, if i could, i would take a wheel from them, just to show them how stupid it is.
    okay, maybe some of them are good cops. but arent they all overweight?

  8. Adam
    May 7th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    Cops on bikes are much cooler than what they have here: Cops on Segway scooters that cost 10x as much and can't even do half the things bikes can. I'm glad my tax dollars are going to $4,000 scooters.

  9. megmeg
    May 7th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    Oh please tell me the Raleigh written on those bikes is not the same Raleigh, NC that I live in...

  10. K
    May 8th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Man, those cops are dumb.

    I could still steal those wheels off of it. And remove the handle bars. And the pedals.

  11. Chris
    May 9th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    awesome idea
    i've been doing it for years casue not many people have police issue keys and no one messes with a bike that has handcuffs.

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