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Donkey Testifies on Own Behalf in Court.

By Alex in Animal on Apr 19, 2007 at 6:40 pm


From the website:

Faced with complaints that his donkey was too loud, attorney Gregory Shamoun decided to bring his case directly to the court: he had the donkey testify.

Buddy the donkey appeared in court Wednesday. He walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being.

Link – Thanks David R!


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  1. Carl Huber
    Apr 19th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Oh great, another witness who has no moral compunction about making a jackass of himself in our legal system.

    / sorry

  2. l'elk!
    Apr 20th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    psh... everyone knows you drug your unruly donkeys before you bring them to court.

  3. Gal Josefsberg
    Apr 20th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Damn it Carl, you beat me to the jackass joke!

    GJ

  4. Ali
    Apr 21st, 2007 at 2:25 am

    Unfortunately, the donkey was thrown into jail for contempt of court after dropping a "fresh hot one" all over the prosecutors shoes.

    :p

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