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Who Really Killed JFK?

By Alex in Crime & Law, Politics on Apr 12, 2007 at 11:39 am


Who really killed John F. Kennedy [wiki]? Add this to the pile of conspiracies, a deathbed confession by an old CIA agent.

E. Howard scribbled the initials "LBJ," standing for Kennedy’s ambitious vice president, Lyndon Johnson. Under "LBJ," connected by a line, he wrote the name Cord Meyer. Meyer was a CIA agent whose wife had an affair with JFK; later she was murdered, a case that’s never been solved. Next his father connected to Meyer’s name the name Bill Harvey, another CIA agent; also connected to Meyer’s name was the name David Morales, yet another CIA man and a well-known, particularly vicious black-op specialist. And then his father connected to Morales’ name, with a line, the framed words "French Gunman Grassy Knoll."

So there it was, according to E. Howard Hunt. LBJ had Kennedy killed. It had long been speculated upon. But now E. Howard was saying that’s the way it was. And that Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t the only shooter in Dallas. There was also, on the grassy knoll, a French gunman, presumably the Corsican Mafia assassin Lucien Sarti, who has figured prominently in other assassination theories.

Link – via Wired Blog and digg


 
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  1. Jimbo
    Apr 12th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Who cares?

  2. Paul
    Apr 12th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I did it, I'm sorry, and can't we just move on?

  3. Bryan
    Apr 12th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    JFK was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Lister went back in time to get some curry and accidentally caused Oswald to miss. So they had to go to the alternate timeline and get the (at that point) disgraced JFK to kill himself and thus die a hero.
    But Lister never did get any curry.

  4. Dave
    Apr 12th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    Curry?

    Come on, everybody knows that George W. Bush did it. Everything else is his fault (or at least blamed on him), so why not add the JFK assassination to the pile?

  5. Bryan
    Apr 12th, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Either way, it all comes down to curry.

  6. Ali
    Apr 13th, 2007 at 12:45 am

    Funny you say that cause I had curry today for dinner and I think my bowels are being assassinated from within. O_o

  7. Carlos - Who really killed JFK
    Jul 14th, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    Another version...

  8. ethan
    Sep 13th, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    You dumbasses haven't you seen Zoolander. It will tell you the fashion industry had brainwashed male models to do it. Now I know what your thinkin Lee Harvey Oswalt wasn't a male model but those two guys who poped him from the grassy knoll were.

  9. L.Minsky
    Aug 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am

    The real reason we were in Vietnam was oil. Yes, the
    great oil resources off the coast of Vietnam.

    This became apparent to a Navy message transmitter
    as he read messages from the Pentagon to the military officers in the area.

    It is believed that Kennedy was considering withdrawal from Vietnam, soon.

    Perhaps the Kennedy assassination was one of the earliest examples of NeoCons choosing the wrong means to the end. Vietnam itself may have been an early
    example. Did it all go back as far as Joseph McCarthy?

    Follow the Money, follow the NeoCons, follow Big Oil.

  10. Nat
    Apr 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am

    lame, lame, lame.
    for one it wasn't lee harvey.
    and curry.?
    who has enough time on their hands
    to come upp with this stuff.?
    [watevrr. yo]

    jfk was a great president.
    [i miss that fool]

    && don't blame it on george bush,
    blame it on theee al al al alcohol.

  11. JFK
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    I conspired to kill myself, I felt there was no point to live anymore as my wife had just had an affair with Jesus, the Curry monster and the whole of the Mexican rugby team.

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