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Squirrels for Sex.

By Alex in Animal, Crime & Law on Mar 26, 2007 at 12:49 am


From the indefatigable Miss Cellania, here’s Squirrels Gone Bad: Link


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  1. Jimbo
    Mar 26th, 2007 at 7:48 am

    Sweet home Alabama!

    Q: Do you know what a teenage girl in Alabama says when she has sex?

    A: Get off of me daddy you are crushing my cigarettes!

    Sorry, sick joke...the devil made me do it!

  2. americano
    Mar 26th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Yeah, rednecks are funny, but how do we know the wanna be john wasn't black? As far as I know, black people shoot squirrels too (and possums, etc.) and drive pickups and carry cash. At least he wasn't raping and filleting them like that Yankee in Atlantic City. Sweet Home Alabama, I'll take it any day over the so called civilized North.

  3. Ali
    Mar 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Hahahaha...I had the same song playing in my head when I read that article.

    Sweet home Alabama! Yeeeeehaw!!

    Oh and Jimbo...that joke was...ummm...disturbing! :x

  4. Justin
    Mar 26th, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    GIT ER DONE!

  5. americano
    Mar 26th, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    Larry the Cable Guy, Justin, is from Nebraska. The Midwest. A poser. Try again.

  6. robin
    Aug 23rd, 2007 at 11:22 am

    I'm originaaly a yankee from Pennsylvania, now living in Mobile Alabama, and its sad that the north thinks all people in bama are a bunch of hillbillys running around offering rodents in exchange for sex. I'd rather live in Bama then anywhere else in the country

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