Fallen Man Saved by a Nail!

1. brandon
   March 9th, 2007 at 4:51 am

   thank god for shoddy chinese construction. well, if that building were made in AMERICA with honest apple pie AMERICAN labor, then that guy would be dead, no ifs, ands or buts.

2. anti-brandon
   March 9th, 2007 at 10:50 am

   Ah shut up Brandon.

3. Becki
   March 9th, 2007 at 11:31 am

   yeah, brandon. Shut it

4. Nick
   March 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

   I think he means that if it were America, the guy would be dead because the nail would have broken, his clothes would have ripped, and the building would have fallen on top of him. And because of terrorists.

5. Alex
   March 9th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

   In the United States, if he’s still alive after the nail had broken and his clothes had ripped, the lawyers would get ‘em. For breaking the nail, defacing the building and making a mess on the sidewalk, of course.

6. Becki
   March 9th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   Indeed, this story, like all others - past, present and future - tells us everything that’s wrong about America.

7. Dave
   March 9th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

   Actually, he’d probably sue the building owner for the pain and suffering caused by the gash the nail left in him, and causing him to endure the indignity of hanging on the side of the building…

   …oh, and he’d sue the city for taking too long to rescue him…

8. Mira
   March 9th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

   I agree brandon!

9. ted
   March 9th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

   This is so surreal.
   Not being an American, it doesn’t bother me so much, but the venom can’t help your own mental state.

   Try to let go of your hatred.

10. Brian
    March 9th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    I wish the picture were a little better.

    For some reason this reminds me of the scene in “The Naked Gun” where Frank Dreben grabs onto a statue’s wang to prevent himself from falling off a ledge.

11. owen
    March 9th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    He’s lucky all it snagged was his clothing.

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