When Eric Castro took a week off school to have eye surgery, his students thought they'd combine their STD presentation and get well gift. What better way to express warm wishes for a teacher than to give him this Gonorrhea plush doll?
The Clap might also be an easy way to break the ice before lecturing your adolescent child on the nastier side of the birds and the bees. Picture via [Flickr], buy your own at Giant Microbes.
Also featured here last November, Mononucleosis Plush doll.