Rubber Band Machine Gun.

I can’t compete with Mr. Sun’s comment on this item: “Guns don’t kill people; rubber bands kill people.” Here’s the product description from Backyard Artillery:

This beauty is a fully funcitonal machine gun with TWELVE rotating barrels and a live action trigger.

It loads 12 bands per barrel for a whopping 144 rubber bands that shoot off as fast as you can turn the handle! Great fun for kids of all ages. MORE than just an amazing machine, this is a true work of art.

Hand crafted in the USA, The rubber band machine gun uses a similar mechanism to the famous Gatlin Gun of the old west. It stands 40 inches tall and 44 inches from the handle to the tip of the barrels. The turret effortlessly spins a full 360 degrees and tilts from 45 degrees up to 22 degrees down so you can easily keep a moving target in your sights, no matter how they run.

We keep one loaded in the office at all times to defend against hostile takeover attempts and pushy vendors.