Wedding Crasher’s Rules.

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on October 22, 2006 at 11:02 am


Rules of Wedding Crashing (there’s a lot, apparently):

Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you’re "sweet."

Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you’re related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.

Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.

And other rules too dirty to mention here: Link - via Linkfilter

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3 comments to "Wedding Crasher’s Rules."

  1. drc
    October 22nd, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    I don’t have an Uncle John.

  2. sam
    October 22nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    i do

  3. ted
    October 24th, 2006 at 6:34 am

    This movie really sucked. Never did see all of it.


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