More of Alex Dragulescu's Spam Art.

Y'know, I've always enjoyed putting those things together.
In fact, I've often toyed with the idea of standing by the side of the road with a cardboard sign that reads:
"WILL ASSEMBLE IKEA FURNITURE... FOR FUN!"

I wouldn't know a piece of IKEA furniture if it fell on me. There's no store near here, and even online, it looks like the stuff you can buy at any discount store. I've always bought used furniture -the older the better, because they built stuff better in the past.