Man Woke Up with Lightbulb in His Butt.

By Alex in Health, Pictures on Jul 1, 2006 at 1:51 pm

If you ever had a bad night, just remember it’s not as bad as Fateh Mohammad’s:

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. …

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.

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dodgyd55
Jul 1st, 2006 at 4:22 pm
hahahahahahahahhah thats so harsh, plus in prison for making alcohol, sux to be him
marcelo
Jul 2nd, 2006 at 10:12 am
The Xr is very likely fake. Radiologically the glass part of the bulb should look transparent, letting the bone behind be visible. Never a dark zone that only means absence of matter!
Justin
Jul 2nd, 2006 at 11:02 am
Alright Marcelo why don’t you stick a light bulb up your ass and post the X-rays to prove it wrong!
bizzy
Jul 2nd, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Actually it WILL look black, because the bulb contains air which shows up black on xrays. Dark zones do not simply mean absence of matter.
Ron
Jul 2nd, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I’m pretty sure light bulbs are little vacuum tubes = no air. That’s why they make that funny imploding sound when they break.
Ted
Jul 2nd, 2006 at 8:50 pm
What are the stats on people not knowing something’s been shoved up their butt when they’re at the doctor’s?

Probably pretty high.

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VoodooVane
Jul 7th, 2006 at 4:36 am
Perhaps the gerbil dragged it in.
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