One-Legged Man is a DDR Machine!

I think it is an object of the middle period, during Inquisition

This is a prop from that terrible Mario movie from back in the day. This is the reason we're scared of the venus flytraps.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's the best tool for dragging heavy logs across your lawn, to impress people with you great strength.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

When someone volunteers to sleep inside the iron maiden, this is used as a "Practice Iron Maiden". If they enjoy the experience with this restful piece of equipment, they can go full size next.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

This was an early bear trap, before the spring loaded kind were invented. The hunter had to be incredibly fast in order to manually close it when the bear placed his foot on the lower set of spikes.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's the fastest Orange Juicer known to man.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's the "Hot Potatoe Holder", for those who tend to drop hot potatoes.

Geek for Life, XL, Black

It's a corn-nut decobber. Just place the mouth around one end of a cob of corn-nut, grasp the handles and after about 15 minutes worth of sweating and cussing, you've got farm fresh corn-nuts.

Kwisatz Haderach, chocolate 4x

Dowsing Rod for Barracuda. (can also be used for hedgehogs).

Cthulhu Pathway to Madness Color
Large

Victorian era Poketrap. Seriously wouldn't that be more fun?

Do Math Not Meth XL

Cousin It's de-tangler.
Doberman, Silver, 2x

The jaws of death.
Doberman, Silver, 2x

Hi !
It' a medical stand designed to hold firmly the arm of hypersensitive agitated children in hospitals when the nurse or the doctor wants to remove them a splinter of a finger, for example, still works great!

Playing Schrodinger, Medium, please

A drgon egg holder for a volcano- or blast furnance heated dragon egg incubator, for incubating th dragoneggs of slayed drgons...

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ladies's fit 2xl

I believe it is a "Morning Wood Preventer" For those awkward sleepovers at nana's house.

Misbehave 2XL

It's a prototype for the Krell "Brain Boost" machine from Forbidden Planet. If using the first side didn't work, you had to use the second.

Hike n Chully, Large

Orthodontic headgear prescribed to a young Austin Powers. He never wore it...

Shredder's Gym, XL, Deep Royal

It's one of those banana hair clips, but for Medusa.

T-shirt: Red Logan (medium)

Thanks,

It is a future evolutionary step of the Christian fish placard.

Invisible University size L

Traditional Hawaiian pineapple roaster.
Battle Damage, XL

When are you going to give us the answer for what this REALLY is?

It's a set of dragon birthing forceps. The doula also has to wear nomex scrubs!

Stupendous Man! XXL black

This is a medically prescribed device for home use by the patient. The device is worn similarly to a stethoscope. With the earpiece in place the trap is suspended in front of the patient's sternum. The patient is instructed on how to identify the sound of 'gnawed breastbone'; a precursor to emergence. Forewarned, the patient opens the trap and waits for the alien to poke her little head out. Entrapment complete, the device and its trapping are returned for proper disposal.

Waiting for Alice s black

Admiral Ackbar's Trap
Doberman, Silver, 2x

Rapunzel's de-tangler!

Slayer of Henchmen, sz 2XL