Top 10 Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding.



Top 10 Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding:

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"… some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

….And The Number One Way To Tell If You’re At A Redneck

1. Sign in front of the church: No Shirt… No Shoes… No Problem!

Found at the always-entertaining MissCellania.


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Posted on June 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm by Alex
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