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Eccentric 41-years-old British rock concert producer / millionaire Sharon Tendler married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin of Eliat reef, Israel.
What? Bowling on your wedding night? Now that’s strange! Link |
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Forgive me, but all I can think of is a rabbit-style vibr8or with flippers in place of ears, and a voice chip doing that staccato dolphin chirping giggle. Actually, it could also have a dolphin’s uh… schtuppen-schnitzel (faux-Yiddish for the best part of a man) to fit into the less celebrated but equally talented place, too. (Trying to make this work-safe, you know…
Fennec
Well, she does make a lovely bride, I suppose. But goodness…. what would make her go off and marry an Israeli? It’s dangerous in that part of the world! They could get blown up by Iranian suicide bombers or nukes or something!
Actually, I wasn’t even aware Israel had reefs!
girly
“Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.”
why “husband”?…shouldn’t it rather be “wife”…the dolphin is a girl…”cindy”…;)
Fennec
No, Cindy is a guy. They apparently used to think that he was a girl (naming him ‘Cinderella’ but later shortening it.)
Also- I gotta wonder, is this marriage kosher?
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