I Now Pronounce You Mammal and Wife.

Eccentric 41-years-old British rock concert producer / millionaire Sharon Tendler married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin of Eliat reef, Israel.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

What? Bowling on your wedding night? Now that's strange! Link


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No, Cindy is a guy. They apparently used to think that he was a girl (naming him 'Cinderella' but later shortening it.)

Also- I gotta wonder, is this marriage kosher?
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"Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling."

why "husband"?...shouldn't it rather be "wife"...the dolphin is a girl..."cindy"...;)
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Well, she does make a lovely bride, I suppose. But goodness.... what would make her go off and marry an Israeli? It's dangerous in that part of the world! They could get blown up by Iranian suicide bombers or nukes or something!

Actually, I wasn't even aware Israel had reefs!
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