Kiss My Socks
Are you quietly dismayed by all the requests, nay demands, made on your time? Tell everyone they can kiss your (fill in the blank) with the Kiss My Socks from the NeatoShop. This cheerful pair of neon yellow socks features a black arrow and the text Kiss My. They are a delightful way to tell people you have no intentions of fulfilling their wishes.
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How does that old saying go? Candy is dandy, but tube socks are thicker. Yes, I think that's right.
Satisfy your cravings for fancy footwear with the Candy Socks from the NeatoShop. This sweet pair of socks features the word Candy on a pink and white striped background.
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Are you looking for an out of this world pair of socks to keep your feet cozy and warm? Cover your celestial body parts with the Planets Socks from the NeatoShop. This spectacular pair of socks, featuring planets, is a wonderful gift for anyone who loves astrophysics, cosmology, star gazing, or even just astrology.
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Shamrock Afro Visor (sunglasses not included)
St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. Get the striking orange hair you have always wanted with the Shamrock Afro Visor from the NeatoShop. This stylish green visor has a built-in wig that will have your friends feeling green with envy. Are you ready to get wiggy?
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Are you looking for a fun way to help someone you love relive their traumatic melting chocolate bunny experience over and over again? Get them the Melting Bunny from the NeatoShop. This great little set includes a special brown putty and accessories to make an adorable melting chocolate bunny. Build him up, watch him melt, and make him again.
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Leprechaun Facial Fur (hat and scarf not included)
Capture that debonair Leprechaun look with the Leprechaun Facial Fur set from the NeatoShop. This stylish kit includes 2 eyebrows, 2 sideburns, and 1 goatee in striking orange fur. The set is self adhesive so you can get that suave Leprechaun look in just seconds.
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St. Patrick's Day is coming. Get in touch with your inner mischievous fairy creature with the Leprechaun Headband from the NeatoShop. This stylish accessory features a green hat and little pointy ears. It makes a magical addition to any ensemble.
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The Truth Comes Out When The Spirits Go In
St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. Celebrate your favorite holiday with The Truth Comes Out When the Spirits Go In flask from the NeatoShop. This devilishly fun hip flask is made of stainless steel and features your favorite Irish proverb. A Celtic pattern adorns the back.
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St. Patrick's Day is coming. Get your green on with the Cocktail Top Hat Headband from the NeatoShop. This stylish accessory is made of a velvety emerald green material and is shaped like a Leprechaun's hat.
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Are you looking for the perfect hat for your sweet little monkey? You will go bananas for the Monkey Knit Baby Hat from the NeatoShop. This fun little hat is shaped like a sock monkey's head.
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Stylin' Hello Kitty Tissues (sold individually)
Are you tired of people always telling you that you are blowing your money on Hello Kitty? Show them how purr-fectly practical Hello Kitty can be with the Stylin' Hello Kitty Tissues from the NeatoShop. This designer pack of tissues has a 4-ply design for all your swiping and wiping needs.
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Giving someone flowers as a token of your affection is so passe. Give your love the gift of style and flair with the Rose Scented Mustaches from the NeatoShop. This hip synthetic facial hair comes with an adhesive backing and is rose scented for your sniffing pleasure.
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Someone Called About Something Floaty Pen
Are you tired of being expected to take detailed messages for other people? Express your displeasure, and lower expectations about your message taking abilities, with the Someone Called About Something Floaty Pen from the NeatoShop. This cheeky retro floaty pen comes in a sunny yellow and features the text " Someone called ... about something ..."
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Could you use a little more love in your life? You need the Instant Love Inflatable Heart from the NeatoShop. This adorable 7" red inflatable heart comes housed in a heart-shaped tin. It makes a truly heartfelt gift.
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