Someone once asked a man at a lecture "why don't you like ayn rand?" He said "people don't need books encouraging them to be more selfish - they're already selfish". I feel the same way about stuff like this. The world is already brimming over with suffering and cynicism - we don't need people trying to "put a fun quirky spin on eulogies". I think people need to spend less time thinking about death and suffering, not more. I often wonder if there's a hidden agenda behind alot of these articles. I wonder if they're actively trying to demoralize a majority of a population within specific countries. I hate to get all conspiracy theory on everybody but....yeah... And wouldn't you know it's a article from The New York Times. I'll just stop there.

This happened in Arizona. He's lucky that the cactus just stabbed instead of shot him.

Not at all funny for those involved, but the jokes from the peanut gallery include "drowned in a skiing accident" and "worst bidet ever."

i'm a fan of potato chips, i prefer kettle chips tho

Obviously designed for maximum sauce load so a heavy meat sauce would be best.

Pecos Bill"s Horse, Widow Maker

Oceans 900BC: The Pyramid Scheme - The Fi-Nile Heist, coming this summer and about 3000 years ago.

once costco opened we didn't really need pyramids anymore

happy thanksgiving

I've had it with these monkey-loving snakes on this Monday to Friday road.