Shark: "Mammal! The water is awesome today! Here, let me help you out of that silly floaty thing ... Wait, why are you screaming?"

Q: "What kind of computer should I buy?"
A: Do you have a smartphone? Then you already have one and don't need to buy anything!

In Italy, people may well consider the possibility that the man falling down is a distraction for a pickpocket.

I'd like to think I would help anyone in that situation, but if the person (either businessman or homeless) seemed like he fell down because he was drunk or high, I might avoid in case they were mentally unstable. Stuff goes down sometimes.

I love how the sheep backs up!

Besides what you think of the dog's right to life, the vet took the owner's money and did not provide the service he purchased. At the very least, the euthanasia fee should be returned.

Horrible parenting, they should have taught him to shop around and get estimates for car repairs, not go straight to the dealer!

(yes this is a joke)

Glad you're back though! The bronies missed you ...