What the guests should take from this: the married couple would never be the kind of friends you really need, so at least you didn't waste money on them. They're not worth any more of your time either, except for one small thing...

In the bride's own words: "but for your next wedding … people give envelopes". Easy solution: take back the food and give them a pack of envelopes.

Impressive, but it does highlight what an impossible task it would be if we all wanted to learn everyone else's language, just to communicate with them. I could spend years learning French and Spanish, only to find that they are pretty much useless when I go to Germany or Denmark, for example. At some point we may as well all give in and speak English, simply because that's the second language of choice around the world.

Despite the lack of movies passing this test, am I right in saying that the percentage of women who watch the non-passing movies is still relatively high? If women want to watch the movies available to them, the movie studies evidently know their market. The idea that women go to see those movies because their choices are limited seems wrong - they could simply not watch them, and the movie studios would soon change their ways.