Fascinating! Since they survive while only laying one egg at a time, I'm assuming that they are highly poisonous or otherwise very dangerous. I'd be very careful trying to capture one lest it jump into my ear and eat my brain.

Dunk in hot coffee, then hurry up and get it in your mouth before it drops off.

Looks more like a gymnastics academy to me; they just happen to be wearing camo.

I would've either used it as a crutch, or stuffed it in my pants and pretended I had a peg leg.

That would annoy the crap out of me. Gimme my damn ice-cream!

I love the Duct Tape prom outfits! Way more impressive and meaningful than dropping several hundred bucks to rent a tux and buy an over-priced dress.

Let the voters decide if he's too disabled to hold office by voting for him or not. No different than any other election.