LOL at "That Alan"

I'm just thankful that I got my hair from my mother's side of the family and not my father's jejeje

Looks more like a lemon eating a car to me. Which, considering our modern slang English, is an unfortunate image for the model.

"But, to be fair, we never had a human who chewed on a chair leg and pooped on the carpet."

Yuk!

You can buy all kinds of crap from Amazon.

I'm your friend all of the time and I never think bad of you (unless you're eating tarantulas. Or talking about eating tarantulas. Then I'm like LA LA LA...")

I suppose they have as much right to appear exclusionary as minorities do (even if it is technically open to anyone), but think of the actual result. There are plenty of wide-open dating sites, where you are not forced to actually “date” anyone. Who will be attracted to this site? White supremacists. Well, at least they will know how to find each other.

By the way, minority dating sites, like minority scholarships, TV channels, and beauty pageants, were launched so they would not be overtaken and controlled by the majority in power, which so often happens when things are wide open.

Wow, this is a bit harder than the first one. Took me more than 2 seconds to find it.

I meant him, not you. My headline would be, "Pay $32K, Lose your Luggage." "No matter how much caviar they serve you, losing your luggage leaves a bad taste in your mouth."

when I was a kid in France in the early 80s (I would time it just after TESB), this Holyday special had seeped somehow in our environment, on our continent, filling our minds with tidbits, lies, false perception, false hopes. With maybe 4 or 5 distorded glimpes of stories, typical "I heard this guy say", it was a true marvelous and magic kid moment.

Notwithstanding its quality, I wish I haven't seen it : a kid's dream is gone :)

Never had a McRib in my life. Don't trust any kind of meat byproduct that puts 'rib' in its name, yet doesn't contain a bone, as most ribs tend to. Especially if it comes from the same company whose milkshakes are required by law to be called 'shakes' because they contain no dairy.

I was banned from AOL twice for chicken-chickening chatrooms. I couldn't help myself..once I saw the reactions doing something so stupid evoked in people, I was hooked. Chicken-trolling. The Chickening. AOL was coming down hard on me in those days for goofiness like The Chickening. They threatened to ban me for good at the third strike. It was glorious while it lasted. ~:>

This story sure strained credulity.