That reminds me of the scene in Gremlins 2 when the genetically modified Gremlin fell in wet cement then promptly flies to and lands on a cathedral to die.
Escatalogical Event is more appropriate then Apocalypse. An Apocalypse is an unveiling or reveling, meaning gradual not sudden. And in a biblical sense was over a course of three or so years, symbiotically or literally was not quick. But of course this is a shirt made for humor, and quick and easy is more broadly humorous.
It is more unprofessional for a student to tweet in class then it is for a woman to breast-feed anywhere. And to top it off this was Feminist Anthropology at a Private Liberal Arts college! Were all the students dressed professionally? Did adult men wear shorts? Where there people in sweats? Professionalism is a subjective term, and chances are there might be a lecture,film or what-have-you that was going to deal with motherhood so the class got a very realistic look into the pressures of child-rearing and being a professional women.
Funny how critiquing an unscientific point of view is called "political", yet stating said view is considered educated opinion when in fact the view is political and the critique is humor siding with non-political reasoning.