I can do better than that: When I was three, way back in 1971, my parents thought they heard someone stirring in the kitchen after dark. They found me sitting on the floor of the pantry eating Oreos dipped in Crisco then in sugar. I like to think of myself as the unacknowledged inventor of the Double Stuff Oreo.
I Don't care how great you think Lotus births are. I'm never going to do it. Even animals cut the cord shortly after birth, and keeping the placenta around turns my stomach. Blech.
(yes this is a joke)
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