Finally! Some authentic Mexican food at Taco Bell.

Thank you for posting this. It is fascinating to see that such experiments are still running, and to see some of the extremes of performance in otherwise-familiar devices. Neatorama often helps to stretch the mind.

It beats making the sounds myself with my mouth, which is how I usually drive.

This is going to be a very long childhood for that poor kid.

Raising kids costs money. This is not the last time people will be less than perfect in their interactions with her special snowflake. Will she bill them when they only drink half of the can of soda they opened? Have to leave a movie early because they become sick? Don't cover exactly half of the supplies needed for a joint science project?

What values exactly is she trying to teach her kid?

Those are so much better it's actually startling.

If you're holding a party, you pay. Whether I show up or not has nothing to do with the the fact that you're holding a party, and you pay.

The hostess totally lost sight of the purpose of a child's birthday party. If you must stress your invitees about the cost, you cannot afford that type of party. And it isn't necessary.

Dang it! I didn't give him the picture just so he could sell it. I expected him to keep it and appreciate it as art!
oopsy.

Surely you don't mean Bark Eruditely? Or possibly Bridle A Turkey? I Lurk, Betrayed?

New Scientist got told off a while back for using google as a verb, so they now refer to the action of using a Famous Web Search Engine as FWSEing.

Ah well, Baulked, I Retry before I expose myself to some Bald Turkey Ire or tell a Bakery Turd Lie.
I Kerb Adultery, Dear Kilt Buyer.

True fact: A fish with no eyes is called a fsh.

The Rachael Ray one is fake -

http://mashable.com/2012/06/12/rachael-ray-tails-fake-magazine/

Gynandromorph, not glandomorph.