He's cute!

@Tim, truly a thought from someone that has lived in Miami long enough. Bro!

LOL. I didn't think about the burning thing but now that I am reading all of this, I'm liking the idea... a lot. And it's dangerous to get a housewife with pyro tendencies thinking about this sort of thing.

I agree, bleh. What a waste of jail space and actual crime fighting time.

StacyBee, I don't know if that qualifies, but it might! If anything, it would be a mild form of it, which is what I think I have.